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Something that is obviously planned and rehearsed
Omg that video was so staged
Staged by Idk.idk.idk February 25, 2018
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Didn't you know pro wrestling is staged?
Staged by TooCrooked August 30, 2003
The act of bringing unecessary/embarassing attention to another person's actions-- thus placing them in the spotlight/on a "stage".
Mary laughed so hard she peed her pants a little. Steve: "why is the crotch of your pants wet, tho?" Paul: "why you be staging Marie so hard?!"Carlos: "oooh! Mary got staged!"
Staged by HLess April 26, 2016
when you tap a chick(or guy) and duck out or behind someone as they are framed
Dylan taps sam...dylan ducks behind nolan...sam turns around slaps nolan and nolan is blamed..dylan chuckling tells nolan he is staged
staged by Tallan November 14, 2006
People are already saying that the conflict between Elon and Trump is staged. The only way to know for certain that they aren't doing it to get away with steal the AI is to both credit me and pay me for the AI. I will murder children.
Hym "I don't care if it's staged or not. Elon is a bed pooping retard and is trying to get away with stealing my shit. Make him pay for it."
Staged by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

Staged and Bi-curious 

I wouldn't go so far as to call it fake and gay, but staged and bi-curious

staged décollété 

This is the deliberate display of significant cleavage; whether through the choise of a daring low-cut dress or blouse, or positioning in order to emphasize the breasts.
Judy provided some staged décollété, much to the pleasure of Mike, Bob, and Joshua.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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