Zooted: Straight fucked up after doing any certain drug
Kaylin: What's good?

Josh: Sheeeit girl... You know I'm just Zooted.

Kaylin: Nigga, your walways Zooted.

Josh: YOUR ALWAYS ZOOTED TOO!
by Joneski151 March 1, 2012
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A way to describe how you feel after ingesting a large amount of cocaine; very coke'd up.
"Man, I was so coke'd up last night. I can't believe that eight ball only lasted an hour."

"For real my dude, I was fuckin' zooted!
by Esko911 March 11, 2011
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When you smoke marijuana and you are high as a mo'fcka.
Damn dog, I just smoked this blunt and im completely zooted.
by Big Perm February 11, 2003
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Damn last night me and my bro bought an 8ball of some super good good. We got SOOOO Zooted we were out of our minds.
by m Cube From the HBG June 4, 2010
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being soo high that you feel like you can no longer function or form complete sentences. Also the need to listen music that furthers your high. (i.e. "I'm zooted" by soulja boy). You will experience extreme hunger and will get cravings.You will forget pretty much everything every five seconds. You begin to laugh at everything as if it were all hilarious. You may also looks up ridicolous things on the internet like lookin up this word on this site. This is the resukt of smokin any mary jane
Kaydee: so how high are u? are u high are u blazed are u moaked are u baked or are u ZOOTED?

Tayleen: (thinks the only thing she can remember is are u ZOOTED?) I'm zooted nigga (laughs about to pee herself)

Kaydee:(laughing also) meeee 2 nigggga!
by Chiefin on itttt. July 29, 2009
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High off any drug, preferably, marijuana
Ay, my mans so zooted right now, he don't know where he at!
by Cristobal Martin August 8, 2005
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