Kaylin: What's good?
Josh: Sheeeit girl... You know I'm just Zooted.
Kaylin: Nigga, your walways Zooted.
Josh: YOUR ALWAYS ZOOTED TOO!
Josh: Sheeeit girl... You know I'm just Zooted.
Kaylin: Nigga, your walways Zooted.
Josh: YOUR ALWAYS ZOOTED TOO!
by Joneski151 March 1, 2012
"Man, I was so coke'd up last night. I can't believe that eight ball only lasted an hour."
"For real my dude, I was fuckin' zooted!
"For real my dude, I was fuckin' zooted!
by Esko911 March 11, 2011
by Big Perm February 11, 2003
Being High on Cocaine.
Damn last night me and my bro bought an 8ball of some super good good. We got SOOOO Zooted we were out of our minds.
by m Cube From the HBG June 4, 2010
being soo high that you feel like you can no longer function or form complete sentences. Also the need to listen music that furthers your high. (i.e. "I'm zooted" by soulja boy). You will experience extreme hunger and will get cravings.You will forget pretty much everything every five seconds. You begin to laugh at everything as if it were all hilarious. You may also looks up ridicolous things on the internet like lookin up this word on this site. This is the resukt of smokin any mary jane
Kaydee: so how high are u? are u high are u blazed are u moaked are u baked or are u ZOOTED?
Tayleen: (thinks the only thing she can remember is are u ZOOTED?) I'm zooted nigga (laughs about to pee herself)
Kaydee:(laughing also) meeee 2 nigggga!
Tayleen: (thinks the only thing she can remember is are u ZOOTED?) I'm zooted nigga (laughs about to pee herself)
Kaydee:(laughing also) meeee 2 nigggga!
by Chiefin on itttt. July 29, 2009
by Cristobal Martin August 8, 2005