The art/ act of defecating on your sexual partner's chest while they sleep. Usually performed under the stimulating effects of Ludacris' masterpiece "Sex Room."
After a night of wild anal sex, Flavius Jaqurius Green Kennedy Jr. waited until I (d'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde) fell asleep and I awoke to him Zooping on my chest. It was the most romantic experience of my life.
by Tyroil Smoochie Wallace April 03, 2013
Clandestine web surfing on a mobile device while at work. Normally done at one's work station under the level of the desk. Descriptive of the top to bottom finger swipe motion commonly seen on touch screen devices when scrolling through web pages.
Dude, my boss busted me zooping at my desk. At least I got my email, party time!
by Rottenbastard March 02, 2012
The art of doing an infinitesimally small amount of work. Then rewarding yourself for achieving a Herculean task. ( typically manifests as a break )
Quit zooping and get back to work!
by ashmokhberi February 08, 2012