Zoophilic

you like Klaus Mikaelson

"I like Klaus Mikaelson which means I'm into dogs" which means ur zoophilic

by Wennie :) August 3, 2022

Zoophile

That one freind that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.

Freind: Hey man is it ok if you dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sur dont do any weird stuff tho.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*

by Zoophile Hunter March 28, 2022

Zoophile

A person who does something so cool, that it should be put in a zoo so it can be rewatched by visitors

Holy shit bro, you just hit a cork 1080, you’re a zoophile

by TlovesRocky’sD April 11, 2023

Zoophile

Non-human creatures who roam this planet, corrupting the virgin soil in which it limps along. The Zoophile lives a life of constant fear. Because it knows that if it were to hold an event to celebrate it's kind, there would be bullets and bombs.

Report @hereforthezoo on Twitter (I'm never calling it X) and tell him to get his toast out with 2 metal forks while you're at it. Fucking degenerate dog rapist zoophile.

by extraordinarily stupid September 8, 2023

Zoophile

An insufferable fucking disgrace to our society that is attracted to any kind of animal and would be absolutely willing to commit sexual harassment in the animal kingdom.

Person 1: Hey guys, look! It's a Zoophile!
Person 2: What a loser!
Person 3: I bet their family and friends abandoned them!

by ThePoggersMan October 22, 2023

zoophile

a mf named henry that is sexually attracted to animals

henry is a zoophile fr❤️

by soisjsjjs March 20, 2022