A Zoomer is a young adult, generally old enough to clash with the Logan Pauler/TikTok generation but not old enough to be a 90's kid. Traditionally, people in this age range are referred to as Gen Z, although some particularly young, edgy, and racist ones often call themselves Zoomers in an attempt to invoke the legacy of Boomers.
Grandpa: "Ugh, millennials. Maybe if they put down that phone they wouldn't have to work three jobs just to barely support themselves in this economy that I helped tank."
Grandchild: "Grandfather, for the last time, I am a Zoomer. Millennials are almost 30 now."
Grandchild: "Grandfather, for the last time, I am a Zoomer. Millennials are almost 30 now."
by YourTrueAdvisor October 23, 2019
A more realistic term for those annoying clownsticks from Generation Z. Having absolutely no knowledge about human history or culture they center everything around themselves. They pretend to love rapmusic but do not bother to listen to the legendary stuff from the 90's all their autotunefags are stealing from to get famous. They start their day by complaining about being victimized by the sun - for waking them up.
The new apprentice is a zoomer. He wanted the hammer banned from the toolbox, cos some black kid hit himself on the thumb with it.
by DeinFater November 25, 2021
by ViviFramea May 3, 2020
by bootyholeMMMM January 13, 2020
The most annoying generation after boomers. Most Zoomers are under the age of 16 but think they know everything because they made Tik Toks in their rich parents houses all day. While Zoomers are the most accepting generation, they are also the most sensitive. Today a zoomer on Twitter said that being picky about food is a disability. That's what you get with Zoomers.
Most of them are beyond obsessed with K-Pop to the point where they will spam fan cams all over twitter no matter how unrelated the Tweet is. Known for their markedly low IQ and attention spam, Zoomers will likely be studied as the first generation to have full access to the internet as a kid. Zoomers like to spam random characters and repeat the same meme over and over again. In reality, Zoomers are just the 16 year old white girls right now and everyone knows 16 year old white girls are the worst people on the planet. So basic you can bait them into posting specific memes like "you dropped this king" without their 40 IQ brains realizing. Zoomers are stupid but accepting. So they're bad but not as trash as boomers. And they're all kids so, in 10 years they might be much better.
Most of them are beyond obsessed with K-Pop to the point where they will spam fan cams all over twitter no matter how unrelated the Tweet is. Known for their markedly low IQ and attention spam, Zoomers will likely be studied as the first generation to have full access to the internet as a kid. Zoomers like to spam random characters and repeat the same meme over and over again. In reality, Zoomers are just the 16 year old white girls right now and everyone knows 16 year old white girls are the worst people on the planet. So basic you can bait them into posting specific memes like "you dropped this king" without their 40 IQ brains realizing. Zoomers are stupid but accepting. So they're bad but not as trash as boomers. And they're all kids so, in 10 years they might be much better.
by jerryatric June 21, 2020