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A zombie is a braindead social parasite who feed off tax dollars that magically appear from "Obama's stash".
They still vote Democrat even after they die and are not taken off the voter rolls.
by Phantom F4 April 28, 2011
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Drinking so much the night before (generally having been ishmade or lashmade) that when you wake up, you can barely function, and when you walk around, you feel so bad that you look like a zombie.
(While walking around looking for a glass of water after a long night of drinking)
Dude 1: Hey, zombie, what'd you do last night? You look horrible!
Dude 2: Man, I drank soo much.. I can't wait to get rid of this horrible hangover.
by goaliegreg05 March 09, 2008
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There are many different kinds of zombie, but i will just go over the two most common. The voodoo zombie and the common zombie.

A voodoo zombie is not actually a zombie, it is a person with brain damage thought to be dead, and then rising from their graves with no real objective other than surviving. Voodoo zombies are created when a shaman paralyzes them with a strange powder made from jellyfish venom. The victim's heart rate and other life supporting functions are operating at a bare minimum, so they are commonly mistaken for dead. Once they are buried, voodoo zombies sometimes wake up from their little nap time to find themselves in a shallow grave and little to no oxygen. From the lack of oxygen, they lose brain cells and are more mentally disabled than living dead.

The common zombie is created only when infected with a virus called "solanum", which is a 100% lethal virus that operates the brain of human vivtims, but nothing else. Common zombies can transfer their virus to animals, but animals DO NOT reanimate. Ingestion of infected flesh will not infect the one who ate it, it will just kill you. Common zombies operate on only the most basic instinct, to eat. They are completely self-sufficient, and do not require any of the functions humans need to survive. There is no way to deter or distract a zombie, and the only way to kill the persistant bastards is to destroy the brain via headshot or blunt force.
#1: Damn bro, you see that zombie get up outta the grave? I think it wants to eat me!

#2: Naw man, thats just some voodoo zombie, its pretty much just a retard. See that rotting walking corpse that doesnt bleed? That nigga wants to eat you.

#1: Oh...
by Chief Runs-With-Scissors April 17, 2011
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1. A person who lacks originality and just goes with the flow of society.

2. A person who has no mind of his/her owned and is controlled like a robot by the music they listen to or the people around this, henceforth making them the walking dead.

3. Usually dredheads, n00bs, emo kids, gang members, frat kids or any other group of kids who lose their personality or self-image to fit into a sub-culture.
SYMPTOMS AND CHARACTERISTICS
(Various phases of the Zombie Virus that plagues the Southeastern region of the United States) :

*looped chantings (ay ayyy ayyyyy)
*slurred speech (whu hannen shawty/cuh?)
*doing disturbing snapping/dancing/walking rituals often done in large groups or circles (doing the lean wit it rock wit it)
*the "all of a sudden" urge to be a rapper
*spooky (easily made music, using fruity loops) looped music with hi-hats and tons of snapping
*walking in a zombie-like way
*often wearing jewelry in the mouth
*twisting of the dreaded/un-dreaded hair
*obsessions with shooting in the air for no reason
*loss of proper grammar
*lack of reasoning
*high usage of abbreviations (TCB, GYP, GLK, WMG)
*high usage of marijuana
*often making branched cults called, Clicks/Cliques/Mobbs
*lack of self control

WARNING:
This zombie sickness is highly contagious is there is lack of originality
THE CURE:
Being yourself

- The Krisis
by D. Phyna October 08, 2007
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in the game half-life, when a head crab takes over a corpse, the resulting alien is generally called a zombie, because of the whole "corpse being reanimated" thing.
be careful, there may be head crabs behind that door, or...SHIT! ZOMBIES!!!
by ninja9 May 28, 2007
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The living dead. A dead and typically rotting person whose carcass has been brought back to life by science, magic, or soul-posession.
Play SEGA's House of the Dead series, and you'll be surprised to find out that zombies can be fast, smart, and deadly.
by AYB March 31, 2003
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Australian term for a particularly heady and potent batch of marijuana. Also known as "zombie grass".
Traveling in a fried out Kombi (VW kombivan) on a hippy trail head full of zombie.
by yosav March 24, 2011
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