1) zoltan is a mythical person that is everyones best mate however no known actual sighting has ever been confirmed
2) zoltan is a term loosely used to describe a random, unforeseen event or comment on a hilarity or precarious situation.
2) zoltan is a term loosely used to describe a random, unforeseen event or comment on a hilarity or precarious situation.
by muztek June 12, 2005
-Andrew is a little bitch
-I know seriously, fool can't get a girl
-Actually I think hes gay
-Oh....zoltan...
-I know seriously, fool can't get a girl
-Actually I think hes gay
-Oh....zoltan...
by ballllller March 29, 2008
an act, story, gesture that is deemed uncool. Also, a tally of said acts, stories, gestures. If one person recieves five in 24 hours, they must go home, no matter where they are.
"So I went down to the store, and tooootally bought 2 gallons of milk. That's so much milk, right?"
"Dude, zoltan. That's five, you have to go home."
"But we're on a bus!"
"Doesn't matter, get off, and go home"
"Dude, zoltan. That's five, you have to go home."
"But we're on a bus!"
"Doesn't matter, get off, and go home"
by Kyle Doeden October 4, 2006
joe, "ZOLTAN!!" jim, "dude u suck, o it smells"
jim, "dude i totaly zoltaned back in the hallway," jim,"i thought i smelled something"
jim, "dude i totaly zoltaned back in the hallway," jim,"i thought i smelled something"
by azn in da atlza August 1, 2005
The very talented and kick ass lead guitarist/founder of Five Finger Death Punch. His riffs for Way of the Fist and The Bleeding are most enjoyable.
by Saruman's Army April 9, 2015
one of the best wingers in the country. easily the best ukrinian player alive (well, they don't really have many good players) and he plays for the mighty west bromwich albion!!
by number 1 wee haggis by the way April 2, 2005