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6.
A person that just rambles about nothing in particular just to hear their voice
Oh god that guy is such a zoidberg he's zoidberging
by Evil genius October 13, 2012

Words related to Zoidberging

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1.
After obtaining a critical sunburn, taking off your shirt and running sideways across a room with great speed while making rediculous noises.
John started Zoidberging last night at rebeccas beach house. it was hillarious
by BigBuckProductions August 15, 2010
 
2.
When someone makes Dr. Zoidberg's signature sound effect out of context in order to get people to pay attention to them.
Christian: So Alex, what are you up to this weekend?
Ted: Wobobobobob!
Christian: Damn it Ted, stop zoidberging!
by Wombatish July 03, 2010
 
3.
When a male has a threesome with two women, and during the act of foreplay inserts each of his thumbs into a respective vagina, and all four fingers of each hand into the corresponding butt hole. He then lifts the women into the air, scuttles back and forth, pinches his hand open and close like a crab, and yells "whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!"
Dude, I was totally Zoidberging those two chicks from the bar last night when I shit my pants.
by 3LM0 February 08, 2012
 
4.
The act of walking up to someone (preferably a woman or large man), holding your hands like claws and pinching their nipples. After this is accomplished the person then must scuttle away while shouting 'wobobobobob' alá Futurama's Dr. Zoidberg.
Mary: Oh hello Stan...WHAT THE! OWW! MY NIPPLES!
Stan: Wobobobobob!
Mary: Stop Zoidberging people Stan!
by the people's champion 1993 May 28, 2013
 
5.
When you go down on a girl and pull your hand up to your mouth to make a zoidberg like face and you wiggle your fingers around really fast in her all while making the zoidberg whoop.
Man 1: so last night I was going down a girl and I thought to myself "Ima bust zoid" so i began Zoidberging her

Man 2: So howd that go?

Man 1: Not as well I'd hope ... she kicked me in the face and knocked me out

Man 2: Damn that sucks

Man 1: Yeah but it was worth it.... she asked me to do it again.
by Cjgmhnthe1st February 27, 2012
 
7.
The action of awkwardly moving through a crowded area while making a sound and body motion similar to Dr. Zoidberg
This dayum hallway is too crowded Zoidberging is the only way to get through it.
by LegitWaffles January 10, 2013