Zoidberger

Synonym for God.
Unrelated to Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama.

I love Zoidberger, he is so amazing.

by ship_fan June 15, 2021

Zoidberg

Despite being the 'unpopular' character in the series, Dr. John Zoidberg is one of the most popular characters of the hilarious show Futurama, known for his voracious appetite, strange mating rituals, and complete ineptitude at dealing with human patients. Speaking of which, he's not human; he's a giant lobster. Who wears sandals. Is also known for his famous "w00p w00p w00p w00p" noise he makes when running away from danger. Loved by fans of the show, hated by the characters (For being lazy, disgusting and glutenous). Second only to Bender in hilarity.

(Planet Express has been blown back through time to the 1950s, the site of Roswell Air base, and Zoidberg has been captured by army recruits and is being interrogated by President Truman)
Truman: "If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If y'here to make war, *we* surrender."
Zoidberg: "Both good... the important thing is; I’m meeting new people."
President Truman: "Bush-wah! Now, what’s your mission? Are you planning to make some alien/human hybrid?"
Zoidberg: "Are you coming onto me?!"
President Truman: "Hot crackers! I take exception to that!"
Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no..."

by Alhadis April 6, 2006

Zoidberg

Dr. John Zoidberg on the show Futurama. He is the Planet Express doctor. He likes acceptance and scavenging. He hates love rivals and invertebrates. He's a crustacean.

Zoidberg: What do I smell or something? sniffs armpit sighs

by hhhh November 11, 2003

Zoidberging

The act of walking up to someone (preferably a woman or large man), holding your hands like claws and pinching their nipples. After this is accomplished the person then must scuttle away while shouting 'wobobobobob' alá Futurama's Dr. Zoidberg.

Mary: Oh hello Stan...WHAT THE! OWW! MY NIPPLES!
Stan: Wobobobobob!
Mary: Stop Zoidberging people Stan!

by the people's champion 1993 May 28, 2013

Zoidberging

After obtaining a critical sunburn, taking off your shirt and running sideways across a room with great speed while making rediculous noises.

John started Zoidberging last night at rebeccas beach house. it was hillarious

by BigBuckProductions August 15, 2010

Zoidberg

To insert ones face between a woman's two breasts and say:
"Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop". For best results, move head as if performing a motorboat

That was no motor boat.... that was a perfectly executed zoidberg.

by GIOS March 30, 2011

Zoidberg

When you use a latex glove for a condom but leave the glove intact and let the remaining fingers dangle.

I was out of condoms, so I had to pull a zoidberg

by Hawkzombie August 10, 2011