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The Zoezor is a very elusive creature, coming out of hiding only to feed on its diet of Cheez-Its and orange soda. It is friends with way too many Nicks and likes anything purple. Zoezor also enjoys watching Chowder and has the tendency to call people whores.
Ohmygawd, did you see that Zoezor over there? It was totally stealing that bottle of Sunkist.
by ZoeInTheSkyWithDiamonds April 01, 2010

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