Zoey

A Zoey is the most crazy,loudest,funniest person you will meet. She will throat chop someone for you. She knows her memes and definitely a social butterfly. She has a lot of friends and major déjà vu. There will always be someone that likes her, but is clueless when guys or girls like her. She has a lot of self doubt, and think she's ugly or her clothes Are too boyish. But when that empty’s her mind she is the most playful and a great friend but a low-key badass she with beat a bitch for you. She supports you for who ever you are LGBTQ+, a druggy, or a person with a disability. She love her friends and and animals (manly cats). She LOVES sports but never really played any. Loves talking about her family and feels like she always needs to impress someone. She is always fighting her inner demons but never gives up. And such a lazy layer back person hates school and only comes for her friends. But for some reason has REALLY.REALLY DARK HUMOR

Zoey: wanna hear a joke?
Friends: ok..
Zoey: what’s up?
Friend1: I don’t know

Friend2: the Ceiling

Zoey: no the sky!
Friends:ohh

Zoey: what’s down?
Friend1: I don’t kn-
Zoey: ... my ego.....
Friend3: that went to 0 to 100 reallllll quickkk

by BigBoiDeadBarney February 22, 2019

Zoey

Zoey is free spirited and open minded. She takes interest into everybody. She listens closely,and loves helping people. She has many friends and treats everyone with respect (unless you disrespect her or anyone she loves); very protective. She is beautiful and one of a kind. Treat her right.

Zoey is amazing!

by _ritual_ August 6, 2018

Zoey

Zoey is the most amazing, wonderful, random, but remarkable person you'll ever meet. Shes got a heart of gold and the mouth of a sailor. Shes outstandingly beautiful. She'll put a smile to your face and love you be th ond words. To endure a life with Zoey, you'll find heights you've never reached. She'll grow with you and teach you to be the best person you can be. Love her with every piece of you and more. Just like I love her. And to the Zoey who reads this "definition"...
I love you to the ends of the universe and back my dear. To infinity and beyond my love. I'll love you until the last star dies. You are, my love, my life, my breath, my galaxy. Its us in the end. I promise. Not one God will tear me away from you or stop mg heart long enough for me to quit loving you. I love you with all of my heart. Please. Never leave.

-The Knight to Your Heart ❤🥰🌻

Did you meet Zoey? Shes outstandingly beautiful!

by Cameron Jace April 9, 2020

Zoey

Zoey is a gorgeous beautiful person. She is kind and smart if you have her in your life keep her you only have this opportunity once.

Zoey is amazing

by FrederickDunkin October 1, 2018

Zoey

She is the complete essence of evil. Synonym of Satan.

My boss is a real Zoey.

by Danny Chiggins March 10, 2018

Zoey

The average white girl. But once you get to know her your heart wont stay away from her. It has a mind of its own and always wants to be with Zoey. All i'm saying is that Zoey is the cutest, hottest, and prettiest girl you'll meet in your life. Her smile will catch your eyes immediately. Shes just a good person to be around and one day you might wanna marry her cause she so talented. Shes smart, funny, good looking, sexy, cute, beautiful and all things good. Everybody should have a Zoey in they're live. If you don't then good luck finding happiness.

Zoey is the perfect girl in the whole world.

by zoeyisbombasf January 9, 2018

Zoey

Zoey's are the most amazing friends you could ever meet! They are so kind, caring, and always know how to cheer you up. They will always be there for you no matter what. Don't ever let go of Zoey's, because you will deeply regret it.

Person 1: Woah! That person looks like a Zoey!
Person 2: Ikr!!

by That_Girl_with_a_Job December 9, 2021