1 definition by BigBoiDeadBarney

Zoey

A Zoey is the most crazy,loudest,funniest person you will meet. She will throat chop someone for you. She knows her memes and definitely a social butterfly. She has a lot of friends and major déjà vu. There will always be someone that likes her, but is clueless when guys or girls like her. She has a lot of self doubt, and think she's ugly or her clothes Are too boyish. But when that empty’s her mind she is the most playful and a great friend but a low-key badass she with beat a bitch for you. She supports you for who ever you are LGBTQ+, a druggy, or a person with a disability. She love her friends and and animals (manly cats). She LOVES sports but never really played any. Loves talking about her family and feels like she always needs to impress someone. She is always fighting her inner demons but never gives up. And such a lazy layer back person hates school and only comes for her friends. But for some reason has REALLY.REALLY DARK HUMOR

Zoey: wanna hear a joke?
Friends: ok..
Zoey: what’s up?
Friend1: I don’t know

Friend2: the Ceiling

Zoey: no the sky!
Friends:ohh

Zoey: what’s down?
Friend1: I don’t kn-
Zoey: ... my ego.....
Friend3: that went to 0 to 100 reallllll quickkk

by BigBoiDeadBarney February 22, 2019