He’s that fine lightskin nigga from this amazing boyband called prettymuch. He’s tall as fuck and has dreads. He loves liking ass pics on ig, and used to mess with that lil hoe malu trevehoeee. But aside from that shit, he has daquavis and all the beanz wanna give him a good suck. His goofy ass loves Fortnite and all I the beanz love him very much.
Malu: “Omg! I love you Sayon!❤️“
Zion: “Shut yo th0t ass up, you lil hoe!!”
So yeah that’s Zion Kuwonu
Zion: “Shut yo th0t ass up, you lil hoe!!”
So yeah that’s Zion Kuwonu
by niggamuch October 25, 2018
Zion is the stubborn,adorable lovable type in PRETTYMUCH, he’s that fine ass dread head boy y’all finna see in the front cover of magazines and at coachella someday, he’s caleb zion kuwonu. he’s a very complex, goofy, adorable smile that could make anyone melt instantly with just a look, even being in the same room as him, most fans feel like they can’t breath, he’s an adorable tall 6ft3 good lookin guy who every girl wants and no one gets, he has a very weird yet amazing way of showing love and comunication when it comes to his fans but deep down we all know he loves us, he’s the type to fuck up and not apologize, istg i don’t think i’ve ever seen that boy apologize for anything that he should, no matter how many mistakes he makes though, i think all beans can agree he’s a good person with a good heart and doesn’t mean any harm, even if (3 does cause and even if he does take it out on the fans a lot. i love zion kuwonu ok gn
BEANZ DURING A M&G; holy shit that’s fucking zion, holy fuck i cant even make eye contact
zion: oh my god hiiiiiii, what pose do you wanna do?
and in that moment, every beans falls even more in love with caleb zion kuwonu
zion: oh my god hiiiiiii, what pose do you wanna do?
and in that moment, every beans falls even more in love with caleb zion kuwonu
by yo girl meg January 2, 2019
He is a member of The boyband PRETTYMUCH. A cute guy that every girl wants. He has an amazing voice.He's sexy and he's Bae😌😍 He's funny and always has you in a good mood. He listens and when your with him all the other girls are jealous. He is the perfect boy.
Girl#1: Who is that cute guy?
Girl#2: It's Zion Kuwonu
Girl#3: He's fine
Girl#1: He has an amazing voice
Girl#2: It's Zion Kuwonu
Girl#3: He's fine
Girl#1: He has an amazing voice
by PRETTYMUCH Zion March 19, 2018
A fine ass lightskin in the band PRETTYMUCH that is 6'3 and has all these females fucked up cuz he's so fine. He has a lot of BDE but not as much as his bandmate Nick Mara. Plus he has an amazing voice.
Me: have you seen my husband?
My friends: you have a husband?
Me: yes its Zion Kuwonu
My friends: 🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️
My friends: you have a husband?
Me: yes its Zion Kuwonu
My friends: 🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️
by Bbygirlashley July 29, 2019
zion kuwonu the light skin nigga from prettymuch he’s fine asf he’s tall asf and is quite talented he can sing rap dance joke tear your walls apart rearrange your organs make you limp. all the BEANZ including me would let him tear apart their walls and will let him choke them while getting fucked senseless by him. he used to fuck with malulahoop headass but at least we know if your a young beanz you have a chance. his dick is almost bigger than his ego.
Grace: yoo guess what me and zion kuwonu did last night
Aburey: What?
Grace: let’s just say that i’ve got bruises all up my neck down to my thighs and i have a hand print on my neck.
aburey: is the duck that good?
Grace: bitch. is sayon of course it is it’s the best i’ve ever had and will ever have
Aburey: What?
Grace: let’s just say that i’ve got bruises all up my neck down to my thighs and i have a hand print on my neck.
aburey: is the duck that good?
Grace: bitch. is sayon of course it is it’s the best i’ve ever had and will ever have
by kuwonudaddy June 10, 2019
by lolandromeda October 13, 2019
ok im sorry but WHY THE SHIT would you be looking up the definition of zion kuwinu when you could be looking at pictures of him. but in case ur retarded he is a human being who's dick i would like to suck.
by xprettymuchx September 15, 2019