zimmer

to move very very slowly along while desperately clutching onto a supporting object

"I think I'll try and zimmer over to your place tonight, Dear"

by Bilmo February 19, 2007

Zimmerism

1. A once funny saying used so many times, that it loses any resemblence to an amusing statement.

2. The actual statement that is increadibly stupid in a vain effort to be funny.

3. A comeback to an insult that reaks of stupidity and is far from getting the job done.

4. Can be loosly defined as anything that is spoken/typed online that is extrodinarily stupid.

Guy 1: Hey faggot i hate you
Guy 2: oh yeah...well...shut up...faggot..i hate you..
Guy 3: you're a moron, that's a Zimmerism right there

by thisblows7504 April 10, 2006

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Zimmerism

1. A once funny saying used so many times, that it loses any resemblence to an amusing statement.

2. The actual statement that is increadibly stupid in a vain effort to be funny.

3. A comeback to an insult that reaks of stupidity AKA a crappy ass comeback.

4. Can be loosly defined as anything that is spoken/typed online that is extrodinarily stupid.

Guy 1: Hey faggot i hate you
Guy 2: oh yeah...well shut up...fagg
Guy 3: dude that's a Zimmerism

by thisblows7504 March 17, 2006

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zimmered

to charge directly, only to be grabbed by the head and thrown aside.

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by chet laird October 14, 2003

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zimmered

When someone does something patently wrong and then apologises publicly in a melodramatic way so as to garner sympathy greater than that given to the person that was wronged originally.

"I can't believe that 72 year old fat fuck Zimmered me and now I'm the bad guy! Maldito Gerbil!"

by Pedro Martinez October 23, 2003

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