zimmered

to charge directly, only to be grabbed by the head and thrown aside.
by chet laird October 14, 2003
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zimmered

When someone does something patently wrong and then apologises publicly in a melodramatic way so as to garner sympathy greater than that given to the person that was wronged originally.
"I can't believe that 72 year old fat fuck Zimmered me and now I'm the bad guy! Maldito Gerbil!"
by Pedro Martinez October 23, 2003
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Zimmered

Having someone complete a job for you, then finding out they didn't do it and blame you for it not getting done.
That dealership "Zimmered" Jimmy like a bitch!
This guy is suck a jerk, he going to get "Zimmered" by me on this job!
by King J 2012 September 16, 2015
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Zimmered

To be one-uped by someone else.
I had that great story about when I saved that rabbit from being eaten by the cat when I got Zimmered by that guy who saved that kid from being hit by a truck.
by SARKMAN October 25, 2006
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Zimmerize

To take something dull or boring and make it fucking amazing.
I just Zimmerized that party! or I am so bored I need to be Zimmerized.
by iLoudnoise April 01, 2011
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Zimmer

A guarantee to your friends, that in a designated period of time, you will hook up with a girl. This is a way to put pressure on yourself to not be a bitch and talk to chicks. Failing to fulfill the Zimmer results in a penalty. Recommended starting penalty of a shot of well vodka. A play off of George Zimmer's famous Men's Warehouse saying, "I guarantee it!"
Ryan: Hey Don, did you complete your Zimmer this weekend?

Don: Ya, the Zimmer has been fulfilled. It was a last ditch effort at the bar, but I ended up giving her my beef hammer
by ThirdandKing July 21, 2011
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zimmer

to move very very slowly along while desperately clutching onto a supporting object
"I think I'll try and zimmer over to your place tonight, Dear"
by Bilmo February 19, 2007
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