Someone who owns in the face specifically talking about video games.
When i play on CoD4 I am a zifter causing pathetic noobs to cry.

by Carl Schulington October 4, 2008
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A disgruntled whack-job who roams the streets in search of enlightenment.

A long haired greasy long nailed psycho who zifts the grove picking up cigarettes off the floor and makes cow noises.
Look THere's Zifter....ZIFTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look at that nasty zifter picking up those smokes off the floor.

Hey look theres zifter , Jesus christ look how long and nasty those nails are.

Wow that zifter looks like freddy
by lalalalalaalalalaalalalaalalal September 4, 2012
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