4 definitions by DR Willie Stroker
by DR Willie Stroker September 16, 2020
i like ice when i smoke it. i like it when you inject it. don't worry there is no side effect. (not since last time i checked) it will help you with your energy and your alertness. don't be nervous. be assertive.
by DR Willie Stroker February 15, 2020
A popular reality' show that seems to be about a pop singer but is actually about a 69 year old man who does not live in Montana but lives in Vergina. His name is not Hannah but Garry square pants and trys to be a young girl who meets the word. idk why its called Hannah Montana
Person1: is that hobo with the white beard on the street that guys who is Hannah Montana
Person 2: yes
Person 2: yes
by DR Willie Stroker February 11, 2020
The forgotten brother of Jesus. For ya'll who don't know in God had a 2 son's Jesus and Zesus. Zesus was one year younger and Jesus was Gods Favourite. Consequently, Jesus got all the ladies and superpowers meanwhile Zesus grew an extra toe. Year by year Zesus was cast further and further into Jesus's shadows and soon he was forgotten.
Person 1: *Stubs toe* Jesus!
Person 2: Don't say that Zesus will get jelly!
Person 1: wtf? that shit ain't real
Zesus: i am real and omz i can't believe you said that, like its soooo insensitive... TAKE THIS!
*Zesus Drops a grand piano on person 1's toe*
Person 2: Don't say that Zesus will get jelly!
Person 1: wtf? that shit ain't real
Zesus: i am real and omz i can't believe you said that, like its soooo insensitive... TAKE THIS!
*Zesus Drops a grand piano on person 1's toe*
by DR Willie Stroker February 11, 2020