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zeromancer 

One hell of a Norwegian band. Formerly Seigmen. More or less industrial. The band consists of five people. Alex Møklebust-vocals, Kim Ljung – bass/vocals, Noralf Ronthi – drums, Erik Ljunggren – programming, Chris Schleyer – guitars. Many have believed that Zeromancer actually is German. And that's no wonder. The name Zeromancer is no stranger to allot of german people due to all the gigs and promotional stuff they have going down there.
Listening to zeromancer downin' some pills, cutting our arms. Not a thing to do.
zeromancer by black tape December 3, 2003

Zeromatrix 

The place you reach if you hit rock bottom and start digging.

An ultimate level of fail theorized only to exist if the wachowski brothers were to make a new matrix prequel starring Keanu 'strokevictim' Reeves and the Jedward twins.
A gangbanged prisoner forced to swallow the condom is at rock bottom. The prison guard who has to go through his blood-streaked poop to retrieve it for DNA evidence has reached the zeromatrix.
Zeromatrix by Fragmastersyounab December 11, 2009

zenmasters

the hottest couple from that '70s show. pairing between steven hyde and jackie burkhart. loads of people hate the writers because they don't up together at the end of the show.
zenmasters were the best couple on the show, so sad they broke up, man!
zenmasters by martnd May 14, 2016

Zeromancer 

Industrial band from Germany.

Band members:
Vocals: Alex Møklebust
Guitar: Chris Schleyer
Bass: Kim Ljung
Drums: Noralf Ronthi
Keyboards/Electronics: Erik Ljunggren

Songs such as Need You Like A Drug, Flirt, Fade To Black, Clone Your Lover, Doctor Online (1-800-Suicide)
(guy 1)Dude what are you listenin to?

(guy 2)Zeromancer

(guy 1)What do they sing?

(guy 2)Need You Like A Drug

(guy 1)Nice
Zeromancer by DC Toshi August 9, 2006

Dirty Zehnmaster 

Proving you are not gay by threatening anal on anyone that uses your name to make you look/sound gay
Is the dirty zehnmaster still going to punish us with his cock for using his name in a gay way?
Dirty Zehnmaster by Templeton Sanchez September 25, 2010

zeromancer 

A practitioner of an ultra modern form of witch craft started at the turn of the millenia, which combines technology and magick. The idea has been, and still is, regected by most practitioners of the old craft as it is seen as an insult to those who practice "actual" magick. Uses attributes from Divination and some Nordic and Celtic witch craft, as well as any other forms that the Zeromancer feels could possibly work.
"My friend 'Joe-Blow' is a Zeromancer."
zeromancer by Lexx Sinister September 21, 2005
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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