zed

A variant of "fuck" with usage simular to "eff". Used to show displeasure or as an exclaimation of emotion.

"Where the zed did I put my socks!?"
"Go zed yourself."
"What the zed did you break my window for!?"
"Awe zed, I think I've soiled myself."
"Zed this, I quit."
"Open the zedding door!"

by hohead September 28, 2006

Zed

Zed is a douchebag that only cares about sex, he doesn't notice when he hurts someone and will mentally annoy you and drive you CRAZY.

Zed is such a douchebag, like, seriously. he cheated on me with her.

by Lyxia May 22, 2019

Zed

In Pakistani culture when someone is being a 'Zaleel' for something it is referred to as being a Zed. The Zed is often emphasised.

Attiah is a ZED for Jelly sweets.

by Tony Tabrez April 19, 2010

bay zed

The way the twitch streamer xQcOW pronounces based. Used when he is giving a take that most others wouldn't.

This take is BAY ZED.

by penutbutre June 19, 2021

Zed's dead

Pulp Fiction dialogue. The last words of the story if the movie was told in chronological order.

Marsellus Wallace got medieval on Zed's ass by calling in a couple of pipe-hittin' nigga's with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby,
Zed's dead.

by MTF February 9, 2012

Zed Temple

A slang term for the word 'penis'

Look at Stephen's Zed Temple

by powerslinky1 July 5, 2010

Zed eyes

Eyes that record everything they see (and can even pick up audio), and can play back all events from the perspective of the seer exactly as they happened.

When we die, will we be able to play back our lives in every detail as if we had Zed eyes?

by The Gideon Lion August 10, 2020