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Homojito

A mojito cocktail that is served in a gay bar- typically a mixture of rum, simple syrup, mint, and lime.
Randy was forced to bitch-slap Antoine, due to the unwanted sexual advances forced upon him in the local gay bar. Blame it on too much drinking of the Homojito.
by MTF July 7, 2010
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Grouch

A beloved Sesame Street character who is green and furry, possessing a negative disposition on life. His name is Oscar.
Him? Oh, that's Oscar the Grouch. He lives in a trash can.
by MTF May 19, 2009
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Ghetto Croutons

Seen at your typical road-side diner or coffee shop: crushing a pack of saltine crackers still in the wrapper, then carefully opening the pack and sprinkling the bits and crumbs over your greens. This is generally done after a light dusting of pepper and dressing has been added to your side salad.
Customer to Waitress:
Flo, you seem to have forgotten the imported, seasoned bread croutons atop my mixed green salad.

Waitress to Customer:
Jerome, have you lost your damn mind? This ain't no fine-dining establishment! Grab your ass some of them saltine crackers at the table and leave me alone fool.

Customer to Waitress:
Don't try to pass them Ghetto Croutons off on me!
by MTF February 15, 2009
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British Petroleum

BP for short. They are the English company responsible for the 2010 Gulf of Mexico disaster resulting in the worst oil spill in history.
British Petroleum will never be able to tell us how many millions of gallons (or barrels) of crude oil have spilled and poisoned the Gulf waters which will ultimately have negative long-term affects for many years and generations to come.
by MTF June 16, 2010
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The Gilroy

A highly concentrated pheromone usually found in cologne or perfume, when applied to the nape of the neck, even in minuscule amounts, the scent will cause the opposite sex to become incredibly aroused with sexual passion and desire.
In Ocean's Thirteen, The Gilroy is when Matt Damon's character, Linus Caldwell (posing as Lenny Pepperidge in disguise), sets up Ellen Barkin's character, Abigail Sponder for seduction; and consequently ends up stealing the diamonds.
by MTF August 6, 2008
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Hall Pass

A week off from marriage to do whatever you want without consequences.
Guy 1:
I am headed off to Vegas for a week of unbridled debauchery and serious shananigans.

Guy 2:
What? Did you get a Hall Pass from your wife?

Guy 1:
Yes, actually I did.

Guy 2:
Lucky!
by MTF March 12, 2011
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Kris Humphries

Will Kris Humphries' basketball career ever be taken seriously? I doubt it.
by mtf November 18, 2011
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