Definitions by MTF
Zed's dead
Marsellus Wallace got medieval on Zed's ass by calling in a couple of pipe-hittin' nigga's with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby,
Zed's dead.
Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby,
Zed's dead.
Zed's dead by MTF March 18, 2012
Pussy Shirt
A particular shirt, that when worn in public has mystical powers to be alluring to many women, drawing them to the wearer. Is it the color?- maybe. Is it the fabric?- maybe. Is it the style?- maybe. Is it the guy wearing it?- most likely not. No one really knows for sure.
Chris has this long-sleeved, button down shirt in a particular shade of green that we refer to as his "Pussy Shirt". Every time he wears it he draws the attention of the ladies. How do you know when he plans on wearing it that day? As he is getting dressed that morning, you can hear him calling: Here pussy, pussy, pussy... Here pussy, pussy, pussy... Yea, you just know that he is going to be bringing home some hot new trim tonight and the pussy shirt is about to claim it's next victim!
Pussy Shirt by MTF March 14, 2012
Kris Humphries
Kris Humphries by mtf November 18, 2011
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Hall Pass
Guy 1:
I am headed off to Vegas for a week of unbridled debauchery and serious shananigans.
Guy 2:
What? Did you get a Hall Pass from your wife?
Guy 1:
Yes, actually I did.
Guy 2:
Lucky!
I am headed off to Vegas for a week of unbridled debauchery and serious shananigans.
Guy 2:
What? Did you get a Hall Pass from your wife?
Guy 1:
Yes, actually I did.
Guy 2:
Lucky!
Homojito
A mojito cocktail that is served in a gay bar- typically a mixture of rum, simple syrup, mint, and lime.
Randy was forced to bitch-slap Antoine, due to the unwanted sexual advances forced upon him in the local gay bar. Blame it on too much drinking of the Homojito.
iPhone 4
"The" Smart Phone. Apple re-invents itself. Again. This newest creation is being made available to the public on June 24, 2010. The "new" iPhone is faster, thinner, and prettier than its predecessors. The "4" features a new stainless steel and glass design. It has integrated antennas that promise to improve reception on Wi-Fi and 3G wireless networks, and it boasts a second video camera on the front that will permit video calling.
Overheard:
The iPhone 4 is going to change the "smart phone" world as we know it.
You could very well be right.
The iPhone 4 is going to change the "smart phone" world as we know it.
You could very well be right.