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24 definitions by MTF

 
1.
When you are sleeping and your buddy just got done finger banging a chick and wishing to share her crotch essence, rubs his stink fingers under your nose, waking you up.
I got a dirty fermin while passed out at the ski lodge in the mountains. That boo-boo's vag smelled sweet!
by MTF March 25, 2008
 
2.
Pulp Fiction dialogue. The last words of the story if the movie was told in chronological order.
Marsellus Wallace got medieval on Zed's ass by calling in a couple of pipe-hittin' nigga's with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby,
Zed's dead.
by MTF February 09, 2012
 
3.
Married to Kim Kardashian for 72 days.
Will Kris Humphries' basketball career ever be taken seriously? I doubt it.
by mtf November 18, 2011
 
4.
BP for short. They are the English company responsible for the 2010 Gulf of Mexico disaster resulting in the worst oil spill in history.
British Petroleum will never be able to tell us how many millions of gallons (or barrels) of crude oil have spilled and poisoned the Gulf waters which will ultimately have negative long-term affects for many years and generations to come.
by MTF June 15, 2010
 
5.
"The" Smart Phone. Apple re-invents itself. Again. This newest creation is being made available to the public on June 24, 2010. The "new" iPhone is faster, thinner, and prettier than its predecessors. The "4" features a new stainless steel and glass design. It has integrated antennas that promise to improve reception on Wi-Fi and 3G wireless networks, and it boasts a second video camera on the front that will permit video calling.
Overheard:

The iPhone 4 is going to change the "smart phone" world as we know it.

You could very well be right.
by MTF June 15, 2010
 
6.
Mouth to genital stimulation. Also referred to as "fellatio"- when done to a male, and "cunnilingus" when done to a female.
Example 1: Dick had oral sex with Jane. Jane had oral sex with Dick. (i.e. Dick's Dick. Pun intended).

Example 2: Jane was able perform cunnilingus on herself, much to Dick's surprise, curiosity, and delight. Quite a scene! (Jane was a contortionist and gymnast.)
by MTF January 26, 2010
 
7.
Very small or tiny.
An atom is minuscule. Depending upon your perception, the earth, solar system, or our known galaxy, could look minuscule from far away.
by MTF August 06, 2008