Zayson is the most smart guy you’ll ever meet. He is clueless on purpose but is the class clown. Everyone would know him as “ a popular jerk” but once you get to know him, he is so kindhearted and truthful. He is to easy to love, but if you take the chance to meet him for granted, he is inpatient and will give up.
by Stranger Edits January 11, 2018
He's a fast mother fucker, not as fast as Gregory though. On a technicality Jayson Zayson is actually better looking than table saw mouth would have you believe. The gearing ratio for the zambogowoid cannot be off by more than .0045° for proper efficient but for the plaster tide. Now a Kenzo is the polar opposite of Jayson Zayson.
Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.
Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.
Jayson Zayson:
Definition: mint oil and puppy farts on a rainy day in September. Someone who is Zayson. Jayson. Fucking. Zayson.
Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory
Definition: mint oil and puppy farts on a rainy day in September. Someone who is Zayson. Jayson. Fucking. Zayson.
Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory
by HaroldtripleSEKS July 12, 2019