Zoob

An annoying person (most likely a gamer), who is annoying you by either spamming, speaking in leet or being a macro.

Zoob says: Lolololololol |-|@xx0red
Amaizing player says: Stfu zoob.

by Lanna! June 29, 2007

zoob tube

a paper towel tube with dryer sheets stuffed in. used to exhail smoke through and elminate the smell

guy1: we can't smoke in my room, my parents will smell it.
guy2: no problem just use a zoob tube

by coolkid171717 November 14, 2008

zoob

Like zont, as in dattlezont. A drooling spool of spittle.

When my friend was down the drainage shaft, I took the opportunity to let out a great zoob that got him on the back of the neck and ran tricklishly down his back. Shortly afterwards he emerged from the shaft claiming the zoob stank and it was me who was running while he buzzed stones whirrsomely in pursuit.

by Mr Thick & Thin & Thinly Thick December 24, 2012

Zoob/zoobie

Word used by druggies to refer to a joint. A mixture of the words zoot and doobie.

Oi ya wanna smoke a zoob/zoobie?

by Piss boi November 22, 2020

zoobed

a word for when you just smoked some dank and can’t think of anything else to describe how you feel.

“yo you just smoked a doobie?”
“yea bro im zoobed haha”

by camelhumpbitchass March 28, 2018

zoob

A universal measurement of energy/power that can have one of three simple values; not enough, plenty, or tons. Zoobs can be used to measure the energy or power of anything... a battery, motor, ac outlet, car, motorcycle, you name it; it either doesn't have enough zoobs, has plenty, or has a ton.

author's first known origin -- engineering school discussions.

That motor is so weak, it doesn't even have enough zoobs to move the hands on a clock. Damn, his car has a ton of zoobs, but am I supposed to be impressed with a machine that just sits there and spin its wheels?

by Thoughts by JK September 19, 2023