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YourBestIsMyWorst 

YourBestIsMyWorst is a player on the Markov server in the online FPS game Planetside, and has been playing since the game was in beta.

YourBestIsMyWorst is one of several toons, including:

YourBestIsMyWorst (Markov server)
YourDeathScreamAmusesMe (Markov server)
IveBeenBad (Emerald server)

YourBestIsMyWorst plays Terran Republic Infiltrator/cloaker almost 100%, using Darklight, Enhanced Targetting, and Sensor Shield implants.

Deadly with grenades and the repeater pistol, and absolutely devastating with the Spiker pistol, YourBestIsMyWorst is an above-average player, capable of getting the drop on most enemies. YourBestIsMyWorst hardly ever plays a grunt, never uses Rexo armor or Heavy Assault weapons, never uses vehicles (except for transportation), and is not a "kill whore" type of player, but still averages about a 4-to-1 kill/death ratio, and about 30 to 40 kills per hour.

YourBestIsMyWorst posts occasionally on the www.markovforums.com forum, and is most known for taunting and teamkilling friendlies ingame. Favorite tactics are one-shotting friendlies who are almost dead as they're running for cover or healing, and boomering friendlies as they're about to capture a base by taking an LLU to a command center. Needless to say, these antics have earned YourBestIsMyWorst a lot of hatred within the Planetside community, and has opened him up to being teamkilled himself on numerous occasions, which he doesn't mind in the least.
<Global> SomeWorthlessCR5: YourBestIsMyWorst is TKing again! Kill him on sight!
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
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Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026