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2.
a sarcastic response to a lame joke made at the speakers expense
Casper: Hey Jake, you know that cheeseburger you just ate. You thought it didn't have mayo, but I put it on there and you totally didn't know.
Jake: (Rolling his eyes) You got me.
by Diedrich von Octuberstein March 30, 2006
 
1.
You have me with you no matter what forever.
Dont have to worry about anything, you got me.
by w4th3f0u July 10, 2008