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29.
You
Someone who is not me.
Mister Miser: "Hey you!"
by Mister Miser March 27, 2008
 
30.
You
A basement-dweller with no life.
Your mother: Why don't you get out the basement honey?
You: SHUTUP MOM I'M FAPPING TO JAILBAIT!
by Not You... And I'm glad. August 13, 2009
 
31.
wrongful translation of "you", used only by imbreds and whitetrash of countryside ontarians. Use of this word in actual social settings may result in loss of friends or life.
Jamie, you's not a gangsta, you's a wanskta
by da_Bronx March 03, 2004
 
32.
something to say while putting your hand in someone's face.
Oh man, you.
by :) September 04, 2003
 
33.
you
a beautiful person that is amazing in every possible way. they're a gift to the earth and are loved, by me especially.
you are perfect
by loveyaperfect May 09, 2013
 
34.
An improper usage of "you guys" or "you folks"
Read William Shrunk’s Elements of Style – the only proper use of apostrophe ‘s’ is possessive singular or in a contraction.
you guys, you folks, you's
by Shrunk Believer March 13, 2011
 
35.
You
You are a worthless waste of life, which is why - at this precise point in world history - you are reading this sentence. You think you should be doing something more productive, but for some reason, you aren't. You think your taste in music matters. You think playing video games makes you "alternative". You "spontaneously" quote Monty Python. You installed Linux on a partition because it seemed vaguely countercultural. You wear a fucking fedora in public and believe this makes the world a more whimsical place. You went to a second-tier state college and joined the Roleplaying club on the first day of orientation. You watch anime but insist you're not a fanboy. You quote memes at parties and then laugh alone, awkwardly. You own at least one cape which you wear "ironically" to comic conventions. You drive a 1990's Civic with crumbs on the floor and an "I roll 20's" bumper sticker. You write long posts in the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist but never get responses. You haven't had much sex, and the few times you did were clumsy and tedious. You think people shouldn't judge you based on your meager accomplishments because that's not, like, what you're about, you know? You collect Plastic Crap. You hover around the edges of your social group, grasping at straws of approval. You get your ideas and arguments from blogs. You don't get invited, you tag along. You like to tell yourself you "only date nerds because they understand" you, but then masturbate to 10's who wouldn't even waste the breath to tell you to fuck off if you approached one of them in a bar. You sit at your desk daydreaming about which X-Men power you want, while your peers are building the world in their image. You fail it, where it = EVERYTHING.

Seriously, fuck you.
"You need to die."

"You fail beyond possible bounds."
by Rey3127 March 24, 2008