SERIOUSLY? Ya looked up "You" is this your excuse for procrastinating? Who is the person reading this? That is your definition.
by IllumInateXBilly December 13, 2016
by Missing Puzzle Piece February 24, 2017
by Biz Markie February 07, 2013
Hmm... lets see.... D-you-M-B-A-S-S.... Dumbass. No your wrong, because it changes the letter "you" to the word "you", you can't spell it right...
by Bobby Fischer October 06, 2005
are the idiot that searched for "you" in Urban Dictionary cause you thought it was funny and clever. Your parents must be proud.
You: I'm going to look up "you" in the dictionary cause I think I'm original and funny. I'm so very smart and original...
by Leo Hartman April 16, 2011
You are a worthless waste of life, which is why - at this precise point in world history - you are reading this sentence. You think you should be doing something more productive, but for some reason, you aren't. You think your taste in music matters. You think playing video games makes you "alternative". You "spontaneously" quote Monty Python. You installed Linux on a partition because it seemed vaguely countercultural. You wear a fucking fedora in public and believe this makes the world a more whimsical place. You went to a second-tier state college and joined the Roleplaying club on the first day of orientation. You watch anime but insist you're not a fanboy. You quote memes at parties and then laugh alone, awkwardly. You own at least one cape which you wear "ironically" to comic conventions. You drive a 1990's Civic with crumbs on the floor and an "I roll 20's" bumper sticker. You write long posts in the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist but never get responses. Your parents pay for most if not all of your college tuition because you lack the motivation to seek financial independence. You haven't had much sex, and the few times you did were clumsy and tedious. You think people shouldn't judge you based on your meager accomplishments because that's not, like, what you're about, you know? You collect Plastic Crap. You hover around the edges of your social group, grasping at straws of approval. You get your ideas and arguments from blogs. You don't get invited, you tag along. You like to tell yourself you "only date nerds because they understand" you, but then masturbate to 10's who wouldn't even waste the breath to tell you to fuck off if you approached one of them in a bar. You sit at your desk daydreaming about which X-Men power you want, while your peers are building the world in their image. You fail it, where it = ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.
by DigitalSpectre August 22, 2008
used in place of you guys, or the plural of you. Used mostly in odd accents but most successfully in Schulkill county PA
by Sims07 January 31, 2008