you've lost your marbles

you are crazy.

You think I'm going bungee jumping? You've lost your marbles.

by BeccahBoo December 26, 2008

you've got tickets on yourself

a New Zealand expression used when someone thinks too highly of themselves compared to reality

you've got tickets on yourself don't you!

by hay.jenikke February 12, 2018

you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.

Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.

by LCNeko October 31, 2015

You've seen one close

Insinuating that a man has had or been close to having a homosexual encounter, derogatory.

Usually referring to the male anatomy, or related encounters.

Not commonly understood the first time, timing, setting, and general audience increases effect. Such as a bar surrounded by semi-lucid people. Used similarly but not same as, that's what she said.

What do I think? I think you've seen one close there.

by The other Agent August 26, 2010

You've Gone Full Goldblum

When a man becomes exponentially more cool and stylish with age.

Those hip glasses, snappy shoes, and love of Postmodern Jukebox prove that You've Gone Full Goldblum!

by Guy Fleegman March 19, 2016

you've been poked

Used when the girl and you are ever going to see her again. The next day is still sleeping and your "ready to go again" so you sneak it and take it nice and slow to prevent from waking up the lady then you leave the message on the door.

"The other day I woke up beside this girl and when I was at my friends place so I had some fun and left my calling card, YOU'VE BEEN POKED."

by Actualcarrot July 13, 2006

If You've Got It, Croissant It Burger

From Bob's Burgers: an unusual special burger on a croissant

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If You've Got It, Croissant It Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018