You lie like a cheap thai watch

Said in a situation where you do not believe what is being said to you by someone. Cheap thai watches are known to get the time wrong because they are cheaply made. This isn't an insulting or provocative term but a reactionary and conversational term.

Definition first heard in the Medway area, particularly areas of Parkwood and areas of Strood in Kent, England.

"It's wasnt' me, I didn't do that"

"Ha, you lie like a cheap thai watch!"

by Dangerous.999 September 2, 2009

you is a lie

a ratchet way to say, "you are a liar." or "you're telling lies."
also;
a phrase that is repeatedly used by my short king, lil uzi vert in the song "prices".

uncultured white girl: 6ix9ine is a WAYYYY better rapper than Lil Uzi Vert.

cultured people: Uh, you is a lie.

by acid kyra <3 June 10, 2020

Yous a damn lie

A funner way of telling someone that they're a liar.

Macee: I don't like food.
Catie:Girl, yous a damn lie!

by Eitac September 17, 2009

you ain't never lie

usually agreeing with someone's statement who is being honest or expressing guilt.

Tone:"Damn, my breath is stankin'"

Pete:"Man, you ain't never lie"

by Watson41side March 25, 2009