alright you old cunt

A form of endearment in UK

Alright you old cunt, how’s it going

by speed7 September 10, 2020

Bomb it you fat cunt!

Something Bevvvy said as he threw a apple at Kaleb, in a really Bevvved up voice.

Bevvvy:Bomb it you fat cunt!

by Steven December 21, 2004

Fuck you you stupid fucking cunt, You FUCKING WHORE

Something your mom says when she's driving.

"Fuck you you stupid fucking cunt, You FUCKING WHORE" you mom says.
"Mum stop yelling"

by urmom(; June 6, 2022

fuck you cunt

When a particular person persuades you that they may be annoying you to the point where you wish pain on there presents

HEY HEY HEY MAN YOU IS GUNNA GET FUCKED UP SOON IF YOU DOESNT STOP POOFING ON WHITCH ME YOU FUCKHEAD SO FUCK YOU CUNT

by Power of Griggstain July 31, 2017

You stupid cunt, fuck off

what you say when Paula Abdul grabs onto your legs at her house and wont let you leave because she's so monsterly fucked on painkillers and knows NOBODY will put up with her crazy horseshit besides you and then she tries to bribe you with $1100.00 keesh and a boxter (old one..wtf?) and then she takes a dump in the washing machine but you tell her....

oh, yeah... sorry...you stupid cunt, fuck off...ok.. it's kinda like big foot doing massive bongs with Wavy Gravy, whilst enjoying more Yorkshire Pudding than offered (that ungrateful shitpile) then being totally offended by WG's complete lack of etiquette in not tossing the big hairy's salad, like a champ... orrrrr!!...(bigfeet noize)

Basically, you're expressing the end of a once-magical relationship...that no one will ever believe happened... except that BUTTHOLE Simon who pretended to video tape like I'd asked him but totally fucking lied..whatever, cheeerz

by BOND, DYED BLOND December 31, 2011

you cunt be serious

A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.

Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.

Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.

by GWMcL January 31, 2011

You a cunt d bag

Just say this to kids who are cunts

You a cunt d bag bitch.

by ThonkDonkSTONKS July 18, 2019