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Heard in Mid-Cheshire, England, a lot when I was a kid there. A rural term, so maybe this should be in a 'RuralDictionary' section! 'yoskers' is an insulting term akin to 'peasants' - for example, it refers to farm-workers, or the families that only seem to rear farm-workers.
Q. Where does Bob Turbishley work now? - haven't seen him since school . .

A. Bob? Works down at Ashley's farm - always was a yosker, like all the rest of the Turbishleys . .
Yosker by Blokerama April 18, 2012
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Yosser's Dozen 

A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.
Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!

Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.

I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.
Yosser's Dozen by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012
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Newb Yorker 

Adam's always taking the wrong train. He's such a Newb Yorker.
Newb Yorker by adampash February 21, 2013

Yonkers Fans 

People who just heard the track "Yonkers" by Tyler The Creator and think there down for odd future.

usually some sort of hypebeast.

Tom: Yo man whats your favorite track from tyler the creator?

Yonkers Fan: Yonkers.

Tom: you like earl sweatshirt?

Yonkers fan: whats an earl sweatshirt?
Yonkers Fans by NotAyonkersFan January 11, 2012
The place where Limmy got the bus to
Limmy got the bus to Yoker
Yoker by Kirsty Anderson March 9, 2020

Yoshertdoo 

A famous YouTuber who works at Walgreen's and loves black Yoshi. His famous catchphrase is "what it be what it do, it's your boy, Yoshertdoo."
NumbNuts:"Have you seen Yoshertdoo's recent post yet?"
You:"Nah, I'm playing Zhu-Zhu Pets for my Nintendo DS."
Yoshertdoo by Sir Nuts February 9, 2019

Crack a yolker

When you let one rip, cut one, trouser burp, flatulence, fart
Man, what's that stench? Did you crack a yolker?
Crack a yolker by Vinnie Y. January 25, 2009