A decent sized town approx. 38 miles from midtown Manhattan, located in Westchester County. More than half the population originates from Yonkers, the Bronx or somewhere else in the city. A large population of Italians, Albanians, other whites and Hispanics. Every driveway has four or more cars & people mow their lawns religiously – but that of course is the job of the landscaper – duh. Everybody has too much attitude, are too stuck up and nobody likes to be bothered. People like to talk so better watch what you say. Too much traffic between the hours of 3-7 on weekdays… and nobody knows how to drive!!! Basically there is nothing fun to do in this town… go to starbucks, drive around, somebody’s house to get trashed or chill in a parking lot. … don't move here.
by jj88n0 July 9, 2009
by Worstplaceever October 27, 2011
You tie a long piece of rope (preferably 40+ feet) to your penis and tie the other end to the collar of your dog. You then grab a bone, stick, ball etc, go out in to an open field and throw it as far as you can.
Have your dog sprint after the bone, stick, ball and right before the rope straightens jump as high as you can into the air.
Have your dog sprint after the bone, stick, ball and right before the rope straightens jump as high as you can into the air.
Cletus and I took old Misty out in the field and did the Yorktown yank the other day. My dick fell off.
by Meerkat79 March 30, 2017
A town where everyone’s obsessed with a made up pissing contest with Somers that they always lose in. Full of dads who grew up there on the bench playing sports and wanna relive their “glory days” and their sad pathetic kids who just measure cocks all day. Not to mention full of Albos who would suck themselves off if they could and a bunch of people who can’t pay bills. Not including the school that doesn’t have enough money to keep the lights on in a soccer game just to lose. All the girls look like Shreks shit and the boys look like it after it’s been stepped on. They all hate themselves and each other and can’t handle it to the point where they just hate people who aren’t them. And they grow up playing wall ball with daddy’s little shaft and think there sick because they play with shafts better then anyone else in the state.
“Did you see those kids from Yorktown NY man handle each other’s shaft and balls!”
“Yeah that’s the one and only thing those scumfucks do well”
“Yeah that’s the one and only thing those scumfucks do well”
by TuskerNotHusker September 2, 2019
1.an extremely dumb person
2.rich westchester assholes
3.shit town with stuck up asses and the best thing to do is hang out and drink in a parking lot or bike trail
4.Dave Mathews went here for like what a month yet everyone talks about it
2.rich westchester assholes
3.shit town with stuck up asses and the best thing to do is hang out and drink in a parking lot or bike trail
4.Dave Mathews went here for like what a month yet everyone talks about it
1.You are soo dumb, I would think you are from yorktown.
2.Your house is so crap it belongs in Yorktown
2.Your house is so crap it belongs in Yorktown
by YTC wannabe February 28, 2005
A sexual act where two men rub their penises together until one of them ejaculates. The said ejaculator is then called a fag.
If one does not wish to participate, he is then automatically called a fag because it is assumed he will ejaculate first.
This originally appeared in Los Angeles in Oct 2009.
If one does not wish to participate, he is then automatically called a fag because it is assumed he will ejaculate first.
This originally appeared in Los Angeles in Oct 2009.
Guy 1: Hey dude, Yorktown shake and bake you for the last beer.
Guy 2: You're on bro!
Guy 2: Damn it I lost!
Guy 1: Lolz fag! (takes beer)
Guy 2: You're on bro!
Guy 2: Damn it I lost!
Guy 1: Lolz fag! (takes beer)
by Trebor Noswal November 9, 2009
The whitest rich kid school ever where everyone gets a MacBook and there is a pool, but they will bitch abt the swim unit cause they are privileged af. All of the guys are fuckboy laxer dudes who think they are a 10 when they are really a -3 and the girls are stupid hoes especially the dance team which is a white popular girl cult. The whole school juuls and there is a party every single week cause their rich parents couldn’t give a crap abt them. Somehow the whole school gets a 4.2 GPA bc everything in Arlington is a competition.
by quackyduck22 November 16, 2018