um....a person who finds these weird ass websites.

finds the ugliest girls to hook up with...yet has beauties on the wall.
by you know who March 21, 2005
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The tok & yoga consists of:

1. Setting up a “good vibes only” space in your house. This should include but not be limited to: low lighting, aroma therapy spritz, cute dogs laying close by, etc.

2. Roll out 1+ yoga mat(s)

3. Choose a yoga video (free on YouTube)

4. Take a fat toke of some dank weed (blue dreams to be specific)

5. Yog

6. Whisper namaste
Person1: hey bestie, what are you doing tonight

Person2: hey girl boss, going to tok and yog.

Person1: wow, I should do that too. It got me so relaxed last time.
by Coatsy-baby Rae December 23, 2021
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So basically there is this game called Sea Of Thieves (Sot, keep in mind the three-letter trend). Within it, there is a place called the Fort Of Fortune (fof, again, three lettes). YOG stands for Yoshi Of Gog. Gog, which represents the G, is just a misspelling of the word "fog". Now, while fog has nothing to do with any of the aforementioned concepts, it is a common way to misspell 'dog'. Gog is included since Yoshi (the name of the dog, also representing the Y) is in fact a dog. The only thing that's left is the O, or 'of'. This is where the Fort Of Fortune (fof) becomes relevant. The 'Of' references the in-game location known colloquially as "fof". It is also worth noting that "yog" rhymes with and sounds similar to "dog", which adds emphasis to the meaning of the term.
Jr: Yog lar nem yog lar nem

Kristian: bruh kill yourself
by CrispyBaconOW October 6, 2022
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1.A ‘yog’ is someone regardless of sex, race, religion or age who is generally annoying when communicating or acting around you.
You know Ethan, such a yog
We couldn’t got to maccies cus of that yoging girl at the counter
by Meme protector October 7, 2020
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An adjective used to describe someone as “an ostrich, who’s head got stuck in the ground.” Suggesting that the person is stupid for not understanding a reference, or blind for not seeing something that is clear.
Tina: You’re such a yog!
Gertrude: I know I’m blind but you don’t need to call me that.
by Gertrude is sexy June 2, 2020
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