Joke Time: If I had half-a-penny for every brain cell that yo mama didn't have, I'd be richer than Bill Gates!
by Suck My Dick November 30, 2004
Something that provokes jokes. YO MAMA!
Something you say if someone asks you what you wanna do. YO MAMA!
Something you say if someone asks you what you wanna do. YO MAMA!
Dick: What are we doing in Science today?
Dicky: Yo Mama!
Frick: Hahahahahaha!
Fricky: Shut up.
Dick: Really, what are we doing in Science?
Dicky: Yo Mama!
Frick: Hahahahahaha!
Fricky: Shut up.
Dick: Really, what are we doing in Science?
by Garfield135 May 16, 2007
Certificatologist: "yo' mama better be making some good shit tonight, or I swear I'll smack that ho!"
Midget: "my mother has been dead for 16 years."
Certificatologist: "I'd still do her..."
Midget: "my mother has been dead for 16 years."
Certificatologist: "I'd still do her..."
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
by yoh mahmah March 5, 2003
by CDG January 22, 2004