Question: "You coming out to watch the Bruins sweep the Penguins at the bar son?"
Response: "Nah man I'm baking cookies with the woman tonight."
Yert Moment: " YERTTTTTTTTTTT."
"Yerttttt....you just got yerted."
2. The male term for a slut, or whore.
3. Engages in sexual activities which include but are not limited to: passionate kissing; oral physicalities involving vaginal and anal areas ; sexual intercourse with many individuals of any gender.
Logan: "omg, he is SUCH a yert.. you should dump him girl"
"That yert has slept with every girl in this room!"
"I don't want to talk to him! I hate that yert!"