short yardage package 

A group of three or more women who weigh more than 250 pounds each. This a reference to American football where lighter offensive players are replaced by heavier ones to push the defense back to gain two or fewer yards. For example, two wide receivers and a slot back are replaced by a much heavier squad of two tight ends and a fullback.

"Did you see the short yardage package at the custard shop? Those three women could push the Raven's defense back six yards!"
"We better get to the all you can eat buffet before the Rushie and her two friends get there. That short yardage package will eat up everything"

short yardage package by AlwayPutsTheSeatDown September 18, 2013

Yardape 

1. a lazy black person that chills in his yard drinking purple drank and smoking blunts all day
2. a Lambda Chi Alpha associate member from Bucknell who chills in his yard drinking purple drank and smoking blunts all day

Dude, did you hear all that yelling last night?
Yeah, man, that was Yardape pounding his primate chest!

Yardape by Speeeeeeeeeeeee March 28, 2009

Yardage 

A term used when attempting to sound well-versed in a sport you know nothing about - usually stated three times successively. In this context, Yardage as an arbitrary unit of measurement was coined by comedian and writer Dan Harmon (co-creator of Rick and Morty) during the Sports Corner segment of his Harmontown podcast.

Jeff: So Dan what do you think about the Steelers this season?
Dan: Jeff if I've said it before, I'll say it a thousand times. Yardage Yardage Yardage.

Jeff: The game was played today so what do you take away from the uh Falcons and the 49s.
Dan: Hate to sound like a broken record...yardage. You know? But you gotta keep that ball moving down the field.

Yardage by Harmonite November 28, 2018

yardape 

children, redneck lingo, sometimes used before the word "kids"

And I gotta feed them yardape kids.

yardape by Frank Booth January 3, 2005

yardines 

To go Yard. Hit a home run.

Damn did you see that home run? He opened up a can of Yardines on that pitcher.

yardines by Remy Johnson June 9, 2016

yardape 

slang for an african-american.

Those yardapes need to learn to control themselves.

yardape by nick nameo October 28, 2006

yardape 

A young fellow who

A. Sets your garbage can on fire
B. Has intercourse with every female friend you have
C. Steals your child's red wagon
D. then rides said wagon down a steep incline at a high rate of speed
E. enjoys urban bolfing
F. Masturbates furiously

Jayson is the dumbest yardape ever - he took a dump in my washer and shaved my cat.

yardape by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003