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1. Yardape
1. a lazy black person that chills in his yard drinking purple drank and smoking blunts all day
2. a Lambda Chi Alpha associate member from Bucknell who chills in his yard drinking purple drank and smoking blunts all day
Dude, did you hear all that yelling last night?
Yeah, man, that was Yardape pounding his primate chest!
2. yardape
A young fellow who

A. Sets your garbage can on fire
B. Has intercourse with every female friend you have
C. Steals your child's red wagon
D. then rides said wagon down a steep incline at a high rate of speed
E. enjoys urban bolfing
F. Masturbates furiously
Jayson is the dumbest yardape ever - he took a dump in my washer and shaved my cat.
by Joseph K. Gunger Sep 30, 2003 add a video
3. yardape
children, redneck lingo, sometimes used before the word "kids"
And I gotta feed them yardape kids.
by Frank Booth Jan 3, 2005 add a video
4. yardape
A small child, roughly between the ages of 1 and 6 years, who hangs out in a back yard, usually white, usually male and usually suburban. They don't say much but tend to take themselves way too seriously.

This was the definition used extensively in magazine advertisements and television shows, especially comedy, during the 1980's and 90's
"Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yardape doing in my movie? He's ruining it!"

- Sir Boris von Orloff,

Eerie Indiana

from the episode "America's Scariest Home Video (a.k.a. Scariest Home Videos)"

Air Date

Sunday October 20, 1991
5. yardape
slang for an african-american.
Those yardapes need to learn to control themselves.
6. yardape
Very large, strong man. Insanely good looking, envy of all
I couldn't move my piano so I called up yardape and he threw it on his back
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