To properly perform the danger yank, one must pop a cialis/adderol combo, watch a Golden girls rerun at full volume, get into a wallsquat position without any pants on, and jerk it with a two-finger-overhead-away-from-the-brain quick stroke, attempting to climax before knees lock or your significant other enters the room...
If there was an awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you've just bypassed it... Congratulation Jism.
Tommy packed his car the night before Liz caught him mid Danger Yank. She wasn't even finished dialing her mom for tearful advice before he had the Datsun in gear, driving away from her bullshit. Glorious.
Yaneisy is a person who doesn’t like playing and take everything seriously but she #pretty #hot and every boy comes to her, she really #nice, she like getting alone with other people, she very confident.
when you're too poor to afford netflix and too repulsive for anyone to "chill" with and you have to resort to jacking off while watching youtube
Jeremy couldn't afford Netflix which drove all the girls away so he had to youtube and yank in the corner of his 35 sq. ft. 2 star apartment in Tennessee.
Yanely is definitely one of a kind any boy should be EXTREMELY LUCKY to have her and she’s very sweet she’ll be there for people no matter what and she’s always a great friend to count on and apart from her being so beautiful,smart,kind,one of a kind,fine as fuck! She’s a very caring person loves to spend her days with family and friends and is loved by everyone and she enjoys being around new people and she’s definitely one of a kind and boys I’d rather say keep a yanely cuz you’ll never find someone like her!
Yanely is definitely unique Yanely is one of a kind
keep a yanely never let go of her you’ll never find someone as great
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An incredibly seductive and sexual being.
She is intelligent and caring, very loving, and a great friend.
She won't take shit from anyone and will make it clear, though she is very open-minded towards almost anything.
She adores the band Coldplay, almost more than she loves her boyfriend, but it's all good because she's his one and only and he loves her more.