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YALORT is our god, the creator of the Solar System, and the one who will grant us eternal happiness! In appearance, he is green of hue, with the body of a tiger, the head of a dragon, and the wings of a magpie. He can freely shift form, however, so you never know when YALORT himself could be watching... Even we Priests don't know if YALORT is watching, as his True Form has not been seen by human eyes for a long time.
YALORT has unlimited divine powers and is, obviously, immortal. He has the power to craft worlds from nothing. See the Holy Book of YALORT for totally reliable and true descriptions of his holy acts and so on.
Q: "Why are we here?"
A: "Because YALORT willed it."

Q: "What is beyond the universe?"
A: "YALORT."
YALORT by Kriminel2 December 28, 2007
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Yarowsky 

A word used to describe extreme frustration or anger. Usually in reference to academic situations or deadlines in which the teacher is making the assignment or project increasingly impossible. Often yelled at intense volumes from the roofs of tall buildings as a method of expressing anger at the aforementioned teacher.
Student A: "You know that two week assignment?"
Student B: "The one that's due tomorrow?"
Student A: "Yes. The teacher still hasn't posted the details yet."
Student B: "Yarowsky!"

Student A: "It has been a month and a half, and our exams still have not been graded."
Student B: "Yarowsky!!"
Yarowsky by IrateStudent December 7, 2010
From the Finnish to observe the qualities of badass mother fuckery.

Often used by Alexi Laiho of Children of Bodom. The best band ever.
Ooooahhhhhh Yaow Yaow Yaow Yaow!
yaow by Jordan Z September 3, 2006

Alina Yalovets 

Alina Yalovets is a future worldwide celebrity. Some people say she invented mac and cheese being lactose intolerant and was the actual first person on the moon, because she in fact can do everything!

People use her name as a definition of something cool or as a reminder that no one is cooler comparing them to her.
- Ayo, i bought myself new jorts for summer.
- Damn, Alina Yalovets would love these!

- Emma is so cool!
- Nah, she isn’t better than Alina Yalovets anyway.
- Yeah, no doubt.
Alina Yalovets by linasfiction August 16, 2023
Term used by Joell Ortiz before one of his verses, he describes it:

"I got so many meanings of yaowa, it's crazy. First, it's used as a term of endearment for dudes around my way. How you say, 'What up?' We say, 'Yaowa!' It came from my man Smash. Shout to Smash. He used to be really drunk around the way. It's a distance between the buildings. He used to be saying, 'Yo, what up?' But he'd be so drunk, it sounded like he was saying, 'Yawhuhup?' He'd be twisted. I just turned it into yaowa. Every time I get on a beat, I say, 'Yaowa,' before I rap on it. Then I started playing around with it and turned it into meaning: 'you're actually one world away.' I be feeling like my flow is not of Earth. I zone out, become an alien with it. On another freestyle, I said, 'I'll put you in a hospital because my flow is so sick.' That's 'your ass on wild anesthetics.' I just be spazzin' out with the yaowa. But it's a term of endearment around my way."

-Joell Ortiz
Yaowa!
yaowa by BeamerBenz January 12, 2011
When Yao Ming dunks over, blocks, or somehow embarasses the opposing player.
"HAHAHA! Did you see that? Shaq was just blocked 3 times in a row by Yao. YAOWNED!"
Yaowned by Miguel June 23, 2003