yahootie

"An anonymous, invisible, imaginary person that you can blame for anything and everything you do not want to be blamed for yourself."

Person in crowded elevator: "Oh man, who cut the cheese?" You: "Don't look at me, Yahootie did it."

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Yahootie

The invisible man who lives in your refrigerator and turns the light on/off when the door opens.

"'Fridge light is out; Yahootie must be on vacation."

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yahoodle, is to use an ass as a pillow

yahoodleing, the act of using an ass as pillow

yahoodleable, an ass able to be used as a pillow

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Someone stuck in the 90's who can't stop themselves from using Yahoo or other dead search engines, because they are too dumb to know any better.

Bloody Yahoodler, hurry up and find me a page on that stuff, before I grow old and die waiting for it.

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Yahoedie the least you can do is pay half.

Stop acting like a Yahoedie

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1. the call of a powderhoud, usually shouted while experiencing freshies

yahootie! yahootie! yahootie? YAHOOTI!

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A rowdy male who is game for anything

The drinking hole was full of yahoodies out to cause trouble just for the fun of it!

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