An extremely addictive website that will brutally murder your social life.
Guy: "Do you wanna go out tonight?"

Girl: "No, that's ok. I have plans." *grabs laptop and gets on Yahoo Answers*
by spunkaroo January 01, 2010
Yahoo! Answers is a site wherein only politically correct questions and answers that don't offend even the easiest people to offend are allowed and where if you aren't a slave to their anal retentive guidelines you are treated as an outcast and your account is eventually deleted.
The Yahoo! Answers staff need to pull their heads out of their butts because they delete questions and answers (and even accounts) without even paying much attention to whether they genuinely deserve to be deleted.
by D-Shiznit August 12, 2007
Yahoo! Answers is a question & answer website run by Yahoo! with a specific point system unique to the site.

There are 7 different levels which are used to guage a person's usage of the site. About a year ago they actually meant something but now once you're at level 5 on the site you're as far as you can go.

There have been countless complaints directed at Yahoo! Answers and Yahoo! Customer Care for "wrongful violations" in which case trolls, spammers or personal haters would use the user-abuse-reporting tool excessively in which most cases they were automatically processed resulting in Q&A being taken down and even entire deletion of Yahoo! accounts. My personal advice from use of the site: don't use Answers and have your primary email on the same Yahoo! ID, bad idea.
Oh well, I just got kicked off Yahoo! Answers for the 20th time today, I'll just go and open a new account since I'm not IP banned.
by Sid Barrett September 11, 2007
A website that people go on for one of the following reasons:

1. They need relationship/ medical advice
2. They are too much of a stupid fuck to use Google.
3. To troll various sections to piss the 35 year old's who live in their mom's basement
4. To go on Polls and Surveys to have social interactions with the no-life losers of the section.
EL OH EL! I'm going to R&S to ask a question about seeing Jesus in my pancake and burning it! Can't wait for the Holy rollers to freak!

I have 12 warts on my vagina! No way should I be sensible and see a doctor, I have Yahoo Answers!!!!

I truly love all of my "contacts" that I talk to on Formspring and message!!!!!!

*sarcasm*
by Peanutbutterfudge December 22, 2010
A relatively decent site, unfortunately totally effed up by...

-trolls: the most famous Y!A troll? Phil J. He likes to post little "erotic" stories about his girlfriend doing a poop and peeing on him while he touches himself. But he seems to be getting popular actually! Others include Fizzdude and TROLLER, who deliberately post extra long answers to make you have to scroll down.

-Twilight-obsessed freaks. The kind that report you if you don't agree that Robert Pattinson is "OMG so super-duper hott like yeah dude". Sheesh.

-Top Reporters. hated by pretty much everyone. They are all probably middle aged virgins living in their mothers' basements.

*But, fortunately, there are loads of awesome people to compensate for all those losers. These people include:

The Joker, RJ, ohGr, Miss Fedora, In Joy and Sorrow, MirorSaw, Buk, Lucky, cc, jayjay, Sp!cy, Snookie, HRM, Velvet Kitten, gabe, British Much, The Punisher, Hypocrite, Michael, dazed, Radium Radiator, Hilda Matilda, des g, evil kaneevil, Bruce P, franz, champagne, IAN B, lynbop,JC and many, many more ( if I listed them all I would be here all day )
If you are bored or depressed, log onto the P&S section of Yahoo Answers. Someone there is bound to make you laugh.

Might even find me there!

by hellzbellz!123 April 26, 2009
Site where some people come to ask serious questions and where some come to troll. Here are the types of people on this site.

Spammers: People who spam links to other websites.

Teenage girls: Most of them ask stupid questions.

Teenage guys: Most of them give stupid answers.

Trolls: Most ask racist questions.

Angry young women: Annoying people who rant at you for asking a reasonable question.

Angry young men: Annoying people who find it necessary to ask you a question in your question. (even if it has nothing to do with your question)

Creepy men: Most have the avatar with the guys that have squinty eyes and long hair and a big smile. They say perverted things to you.

People who shouldn't answer: People who answer for the points. They say things like "I'd like to know that too" or "I don't know"

People who don't answer/read the question (self explanatory.)

Then there are normal people

There is NO WAY to appeal to a report you get in your inbox, and so the only way to not get reported for sure is to not say anything at all.

PS- it is also funny as hell to get some idiot's account deleted.
Yahoo answers community sucks
Spammer: I just got a good deal on a laptop! I wasn't able to afford it at first because I couldn't find a good job, but I saved $150!! www.cheapstufffss.com!

Teenage girls: Q: OMG me n this guy had sex last night and I'm afraid I could be prgnant! HELPP!!!
A: i dont kno maybbe he lieek askd u out cuz he thot u wax cuul.

Teenage guys: Q: Is my penis small if it is 2 inches? Will I grow? I am only 15?
A: I would date you! email me at tomsuyfies@ehean.net! or Hey I'd show you the time of my life girl with my 13 inch!

Troll: Q: Why do black people like chicken? Is it in their dna?
A: All white people like mayo cuz their racist!
Angry young women: ex) Why do people like to suck up to popular people?
Their answer: The world doesn't revolve around you you know. maybe people would like you if would stop being so self-centered! (answer the question, dumbass.)
Angry young men: ex) Why do people make each other jealous?
A: Why do women feel the need to make us jealous? Why do women wear slutty outfits and expect us not to look? We'll never know the answer to your question.
Creepy men: Hey babe, I think your hot and I'd tap dat @$$! (avatar goes: <;D)
People who don't answer/read the question: Q: How do I make chili?
A: I personally like salads more than chili. (Who gives a fuck??)
by ....! January 29, 2011
its basically a site where you could put your deepest darkest secrets and thoughts and have people respond. Its a site where you could put your most embarrassing, personal thoughts that you wouldn't even tell to a psychiatrist!
I went on Yahoo Answers and secretly described and asked my thoughts about sex.
by tatomuck1 September 23, 2008
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