when walking down the street with a friend, and you see someone who is particularly interesting (hot, ugly, enormous, weird),
you shout out either "MY TEAM!" or "YOUR TEAM" before the other person has the chance. (if you have a good sense of humor, you normally shout out "MY TEAM" when you see someone out of the ordinary)
you shout out either "MY TEAM!" or "YOUR TEAM" before the other person has the chance. (if you have a good sense of humor, you normally shout out "MY TEAM" when you see someone out of the ordinary)
(man with purple pants, bright red shit, 12 piercings on his face alone, and blue hair walks by and you see is time to play MY TEAM YOUR TEAM)
"MY TEAM!"
"damnnit, you beat me"
"MY TEAM!"
"damnnit, you beat me"
by Yourllneverknow January 31, 2008
This a way to say “are you on your period?” to a man.
It means your being really emotional right now and I’m going to blame it on your sports team like you blame my emotions on my menstruation.
Meant to be said to misogynistic, straight men.
It means your being really emotional right now and I’m going to blame it on your sports team like you blame my emotions on my menstruation.
Meant to be said to misogynistic, straight men.
Wallet: As if you know anything about politics. Politics is for men.
You: Did your sports team lose?
Wallet: What?
You: Well you’re being really emotional so I thought was one of those days...
You: Did your sports team lose?
Wallet: What?
You: Well you’re being really emotional so I thought was one of those days...
by average evolved monkey June 1, 2020
It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption
It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption
by adnan0007 October 10, 2022
A game invented by Stephanie Fowler in Baltimore, MD made famous in the 2000's in Birmingham, AL where people "draft" laughable or terrible people, things, or situations to other peoples' "teams". The person with the most "players" on his or her team loses. The friends who play the game use their own collective, niche judgement within the group to decide if something is bad enough to be put on a team.
1. That skinny dude with the camo shorts and orange vest in the mall is on Your Team.
2. That license plate that says, "Stylish" is on Your Team.
3. Your on your own Team for browsing Urban Dictionary.
4. "Between the old men, the awful singer in the band, and the girl who fell in her high heels and threw up on the dance floor that you put on my team I've definitely lost Your Team for the day."
2. That license plate that says, "Stylish" is on Your Team.
3. Your on your own Team for browsing Urban Dictionary.
4. "Between the old men, the awful singer in the band, and the girl who fell in her high heels and threw up on the dance floor that you put on my team I've definitely lost Your Team for the day."
by DoctorPresident February 13, 2020