Yeti: In other cases my ex girlfriend. Shes stinky and sounds like a wookie from star wars. She looks like one too and I hate her Fucking hair. She has rather large feet and looks like her father. All she eats is fish and tries to speak Japanese.
Bill: Omg theres the Yeti what do we do?
Tom: Do you think we sould run?!
Bill: No...Lets kill it!
Tom: Ok!
Bill: *gets sledge hammer and beats the yeti's face in*
Tom: OMG THERES YETI BLOOD ALL OVER ME I'M GONNA GET AIDS!
Bill: its ok Tom I have an potion!
Tom: OKAY!
Tom: Do you think we sould run?!
Bill: No...Lets kill it!
Tom: Ok!
Bill: *gets sledge hammer and beats the yeti's face in*
Tom: OMG THERES YETI BLOOD ALL OVER ME I'M GONNA GET AIDS!
Bill: its ok Tom I have an potion!
Tom: OKAY!
by Akara_shinigami February 23, 2008
Thought to be the missing link, is actually an advanced version of human that tends to shy away from it's evelutionary kin because of the knowledge that humans are panicky creatures. Tend to prefer meat, and have a fondness for the word 'monkey.'
by Zig March 14, 2003
by Neil Gaiman CEC October 25, 2006
Used to describe a song that is dope. The word is derived from the "abominable hoeman" (Ludacris) and slang used by thugs in Paris...
Usually used to describe a hip hop song that is hard to find and send on MSN by a friend of yours...
Usually used to describe a hip hop song that is hard to find and send on MSN by a friend of yours...
- What song is that?
- That's the new Little Brother, Sinners...
- Damn that shit is YETI!!!
- Yeah, food for thoughts man, get a plate...
- Whoa, where did you get that?
- Digging in the caves
- That's the new Little Brother, Sinners...
- Damn that shit is YETI!!!
- Yeah, food for thoughts man, get a plate...
- Whoa, where did you get that?
- Digging in the caves
by Ben the Yeti finder March 29, 2006
When a man draws a face on his (preferably hairy) scrotum, then proceeds to stretch his scrotum out near someone's face. Idealy, the stretched out face on his scrotum will look like a big hairy yeti and frighten the victim.
by foshee p February 26, 2006
1. A mythical creature thought to live in forested, montainous regions away from human civilaztion and is frequently used as a scapegoat for people who mysteriously disappear while on dangerous expeditions.
2. A skier who has never skied before, but thinks that they are better than everyone else. Yetis are usually found tucking down double-black diamond hills and hitting jumps at full speed.
2. A skier who has never skied before, but thinks that they are better than everyone else. Yetis are usually found tucking down double-black diamond hills and hitting jumps at full speed.
1. Naaa... that guy couldn't have run out of supplies or froze, he must have been kidnapped by a yeti!
2. {Coach with kids on a chairlift} Hey kids! Let's string our poles together and go fishing for yetis!
2. {Coach with kids on a chairlift} Hey kids! Let's string our poles together and go fishing for yetis!
by ZeD March 3, 2005