Yeti: In other cases my ex girlfriend. Shes stinky and sounds like a wookie from star wars. She looks like one too and I hate her Fucking hair. She has rather large feet and looks like her father. All she eats is fish and tries to speak Japanese.
Bill: Omg theres the Yeti what do we do?
Tom: Do you think we sould run?!
Bill: No...Lets kill it!
Bill: *gets sledge hammer and beats the yeti's face in*
Tom: OMG THERES YETI BLOOD ALL OVER ME I'M GONNA GET AIDS!
Bill: its ok Tom I have an potion!