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A word used in Sparta, Tennessee. Yert is a greating or word used to indicate ones happiness or approval.
Lil Johnny yelled out the door of his 4 wheel drive truck "Yert" as he rolled past his friends sitting at Sonic.
by spunkie124 April 10, 2009
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Yert is a term used to counter a stupid comment and/or situation. Yert may also be used to display your disappointment, like when a friend doesn't respond to a text message, you are authorized to yert them. This technique will usually illicit a response from said yertee by overwhelmingly offending them with embarrassment, disgrace and forcing them to feel guilty by way of the "yert code". To understand the yert, you must use the yert. Once you use the yert, you will most likely become addicted to the yert. The yert can be drawn out for a longer period of time to express a more severe infraction. When utilizing yert in a text message, you should add more t's to the end of the yert to express your exaggerated disappointment in the situation, comment, response. ie: - yerttttttt.
Question: "Can I borrow 20 bucks bro?"

Response: "Uhhhh....yert."

Question: "You coming out to watch the Bruins sweep the Penguins at the bar son?"
Response: "Nah man I'm baking cookies with the woman tonight."

" just got yerted."
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yo,whats up ,look out,incoming,get out of the way
by captcolonic November 17, 2003
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1. One who engages in sexual activity with a large number of persons, occasionally or simultaneously.

2. The male term for a slut, or whore.
3. Engages in sexual activities which include but are not limited to: passionate kissing; oral physicalities involving vaginal and anal areas ; sexual intercourse with many individuals of any gender.
Maria: "my boyfriend cheated on me with 13 girls, what should i do?"

Logan: "omg, he is SUCH a yert.. you should dump him girl"

"That yert has slept with every girl in this room!"

"I don't want to talk to him! I hate that yert!"
by logaria October 16, 2009
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word used by group of kids from phillys juniata section, can be used in any situation
yert wats the deal boul?

stop comin at the boul joeylips yert
by joey quihad January 25, 2009
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Yert is a popular phrase pioneered by Sam 'Yert' Martin in fairness he only made up Yert because of his ridicularse speach impedement its fucking hilarious. Sam Martin gets annoyed when you say YERT to him or HizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzYert this is because hes a cunt. When he gets angry he says Prffffffffffffffffffft which is another speach impedement Red also uses Prfffffffffffffffffffft for comedic value.
Sam 'Yert' Martin- Yert Ite
Murton- Yert
Rozza P- Yert Fuckin Yert
Red- Prfffffffffffffffffft aaaaaaaaaaYert
Sam 'Yert' Martin- Prfffffffffffffffffft/Yert FUCK YOU!
by Taylor Has A Tan June 14, 2008
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when you do something Michele or Bella would do or wen you are at a loss of words and need something to say
"she was a mess last night" " yert"
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