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Xandi Bandz 

Pretty much the definition of a fag. He is the annoying kid at your school or in your grade that thinks he is tight with everyone. He is the kid who has not yet realized that he has no friends and his only chance of getting girls is with underclassmen. Also he thinks of himself as good at sports. House league soccer all-stars isn't much of an accomplishment but it is to this kind of kid. Barely making a travel team and not playing much and still bragging to kids about how good he is, is the story of his life.
wow man...you are such a xander.
(miss a lay-up) wow! you are such a xander!
wow you are the biggest xandi band.
you are such a Xandi Bandz
is it your xandi(month)
Xandi Bandz by Aj DeFa July 25, 2011

Xandalism 

The act of committing vandalism while blacked out on xanax and booze. Xanax, a prescription medication used to treat anxiety, can cause memory blackouts of hours or even days when consumed with alcohol. Regrettable behavior such as xandalism inevitably ensues.
Person 1: Did you hear about Brice? He took a fist full of xanax and drank a pint of Jack Daniel's, then he got arrested for smashing a church window. He doesn't remember a thing!

Person 2: Damn, sounds like he some did xandalism then
Xandalism by 4highs October 23, 2019

xanzibar island 

1. A paradise island one can travel to with xanax filling their sails.

2. A state of consciousness induced by high doses (not overdoses) of the benzodiazepine alprazolam (xanax).
Bernard: "Who's that girl over there? She looks like a zombie...like she doesn't have a care in the world!"

Fanny: "Oh, that's Lenina. She's usually pretty lively and devilishly pneumatic, but today she set sail for xanzibar island"

Bernard: "Oh my, that saucy lass!"
xanzibar island by Tropical Thunder October 22, 2010
Organization XII member, number III. Xaldin is also known as the "Whirlwind Lancer", and controls Dragoon Nobodies. He uses six lances, and has the element of Wind.

Xaldin first appears in Hallow Bastion (Kingdom Hearts II), tempting Beast to use the darkness. Later, he fights Sora after a failed attempt to kidnap Belle and Beasts' rose. The key to defeating him is the use of the Learn reaction command, which does massive damage. Many players found this boss fight difficult because of the few chances to block his many attacks.
Xaldin 's Somebody is Dilan, one of the original assistants of the real Ansem.
Xaldin by Rizlan April 29, 2007
A girl who is independent and strong. Beauty resides as one of her best qualities, but stands second to her personality. Shy at times, but also very comical. Lightens the mood no matter where she is at.
"Man, did you see that girl. She was perfect, she was an Xandra."
Xandra by Brandonmoon77 August 21, 2016
Xandre is a loyal boyfriend that will never harm his girl. he might not be a straight A student but he is athletic. You will learn something new about Xandre everyday. He is the bestest friend you vould have and a very hilarious person.
Omg, Xandre just told me the most hilarious joke! He is the BEST boyfriend ever!
xandre by Laynee the great😂 February 18, 2017
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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