the best Os yet by microsoft, but there alot of compatibility issues with older programs, other than that it is sick. with remote desktop in xp pro i can be in school and listen to my mp3s.
by JeVoNeR December 10, 2003
Thorg is a level 7 XP whore. He runs aroud killing all the goblins to rise in level, and leaves us nothing/
by Blark the Penatrator July 11, 2006
Windows XP is the latest operating system published by Microsoft Corp. America. It is an accronym for 'Xtreme Performance' and incorporates a wide sense of user friendliness and professional usage capability. Codenamed Whistler after a certain hotel, it is estimated to have captivated over 95% of all computer companies, thus rendering itself the monopolistically dominant computer operating system in the world. Its predecessor is Windows NT, and its successor is said to be Windows Vista Codename: Longhorn, surfacing in 2006.
by aabeba September 6, 2005
by Vaichilds August 16, 2003
GOD (in a sexy 17 inch form factor)... Less reading, more worshiping... Yes that means you, hurry up... YES YOU!!
Q. What would happen if Chuck Norris drank a bunch of Power Thirst and had unprotected sex with a NASA supercomputer.
A. He'd start power-spawning 400 XPS M1730s.
A. He'd start power-spawning 400 XPS M1730s.
by Dell Computing Orgy March 30, 2009
Windows 2000 after a facelift. The Professional variant is a decent, robust OS with very few nagging points (provided that you disable all of the extraneous garbage and useless services). The Home Edition variant, however, is crippleware aimed solely at the computer illiterate soccor mom who couldn't tell a mouse from her studded leather dildo; contrary to popular belief, it is crash-prone and becomes very unstable when running more than 2 applications at once. It's "Luna" theme, by the way, is a laughable ripoff of Apple's "Aqua" design theme that is nowhere near being as elegant and intuitive.
I don't like Macs very much, but I'd take OSX's svelt brushed metal and blue orb design over Windows XP's clunky blue-and-red coloring book design ANY day.
I don't like Macs very much, but I'd take OSX's svelt brushed metal and blue orb design over Windows XP's clunky blue-and-red coloring book design ANY day.
Windows XP Professional - A worthy successor of Windows 2000
Windows XP Home Edition - Dumbed-down bullshit OS that puts the Win2K kernel to shame. Is only marginally more stable than Windows ME, and just as worthless.
Windows XP Home Edition - Dumbed-down bullshit OS that puts the Win2K kernel to shame. Is only marginally more stable than Windows ME, and just as worthless.
by Ninja Disaster July 8, 2003
A Top of the line Dell computer. Mainly used for gaming with powerfull components, the Dell XPS can compete with the big dogs.
by BOB SMITH! December 4, 2005