"Wyoming"? What's that? Surely if this thing call "Wyoming" actually exists there'd be a valid definition of what it is. It's certainly not one of the 50 states in the US as much as it is a government conspiracy. Did I just say that out loud?
Disregard what you may hear or be told, Wyoming is NOT a place. Do not listen to them! These so called "Wyomingites" are messing with your head.
Disregard what you may hear or be told, Wyoming is NOT a place. Do not listen to them! These so called "Wyomingites" are messing with your head.
"Wyoming? Never heard of her."
by Marsayde February 19, 2019
by Angry Mustache Man April 18, 2022
Some Gigantic black hole out in the middle of nowhere in the United States that sucks the soul and life out of everything that gets too close.
by SovietViking January 18, 2004
Officially, this is a state in the United States of America. Unofficially, Universities from other states (especially Eastern US) know it as WHYoming.
Out-of-stater: Why do you live in Whyoming?
Local: I don't know why, but I live in Wyoming.
Out-of-stater: Oh, is that near Sydney?
Local: Nope, it's in East Dakota.
Out-of-stater: Oh. Still don't know Whyoming.
Local: ... Why Wyomin'? Because Wyomin' ain't fer everbuddy.
Local: I don't know why, but I live in Wyoming.
Out-of-stater: Oh, is that near Sydney?
Local: Nope, it's in East Dakota.
Out-of-stater: Oh. Still don't know Whyoming.
Local: ... Why Wyomin'? Because Wyomin' ain't fer everbuddy.
by Mountain Lady November 27, 2011
A state that really does exist. You can ask someone from Colorado where they get there fire works and they will point you north to a real state called Wyoming. You can also ask some one from Utah where they get there liqure and beer and they too will point you north to that Wyoming and likely will offer some money for you to bring back some "beverages" if you head back this way. Ask any friends in Montana and Idaho and they will clearly tell you that Yellowstone isn't just in Wyoming and will defensively tell you great things gs about there state. Ask Some one from South Dakota and well don't do that....they might point you in the wrong direction. You might know someone from Nebraska or South Dakota and they will tell you about some mountains to the west that are responsible for their droght...those mountains are in Wyoming.
Them Folks are from Why ohem in. (Wyoming)
by Jaxon001 September 18, 2015
It don't exist.
by The Smol And Short Jelly May 23, 2022
A place where people can run off to and get married because no one thinks to look for lovers that run to Wyoming.
by wyominglover June 14, 2010