Wunce

The common word "once" is far to poncey for us so we say "wunce"

"Get yer words out"
"I've only done wunce"

"ahh bloody hell this Lag is pwning my KD i've only got wunce kill"

by hacky smashay December 17, 2009

Wunc

1. A white unc.

2. An older white man, usually senile or on drugs.

(𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘦 “𝘞𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘦”.)

Why there a bunch of wuncs hanging around the deli?

by IrbanDick August 31, 2025