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wei wuxian 

魏无羡 (Wèi wú xiàn) aka 魏婴(Wèi yīng) is one of the (gay) main characters in Mo Dao Zu Shi (魔道祖师), a danmei book written by MXTX (墨香铜臭). He is the husband of Lan wangji (蓝忘机). Wei wuxian likes to drink emperor's smile (天子笑) and he also likes to watch his husband drink emperor's smile and get drunk. Wei wuxian's waist is usually non-existent due to having everyday (天天) with Lan wangji. He especially likes to tease his husband but usually backfires onto himself.
魏无羡 : 蓝湛~~ 我今天买了一坛天子笑,陪我喝一点吗~~?
(wei wuxian: Lan Zhan~~ I bought some emperor's smile, let's drink some together~~)
蓝忘机:*因为是魏婴所以喝了一杯*
(Lan wangji: *drank a cup because it's Weiying*)
魏无羡:哎呀~ 一杯倒哦~ 蓝湛~~? 二哥哥~~?在吗- 啊!
(Wei wuxian: oh my~ you're drunk~~ Lan zhan~~? second brother~~? hello- ah!)
蓝忘机:魏婴,天天
(Lan wangji: Wei ying, everyday.)
魏无羡:啊?啊啊啊!!!! 蓝湛轻点~~ 啊啊啊啊!
(Wei wuxian: wha? aahhhh!!!! Lan zhan go lighter~~ ahhhhh!!!)
*everyday sounds can be heard all over gusu*
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Wei Wuxian 

When Jiang Cheng screams Wei Wuxian
Jiang Cheng: ''WEI WUXIAN!!''
Wei Wuxian by jasmiiinstopczyk October 1, 2019
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Another way to say "What do you" that can be found in the novel "The catcher in the Rye" by J. D. Salinger
Wuddaya wanna make me do - cut my goddam head off?
wuddaya by chiarita October 26, 2010
usually used for a woman who speaks very low, shes really beautiful and is often mistaken for jennifer lopez. She has many boyfriends and she gives away one every friday. she becomes super smart when night time comes and she steals your cards in UNO, she is so forgetful and clumsy. we all love widia because she brings joy and laugter wherever she goes ,

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Hey mom ! is there any possibility i can be a widia someday ?*cries in the corner
yes ! i pray everyday for you to become one .
Widia by ijjiujj April 30, 2020

wuddayacallit 

shortened version of "what do you call it"
"Nothing's the matter." boy, was i getting nervous. "The thing is, i had an operation very recently."
"Yeah? Where?"
"on my wuddayacallit - my clavichord"

- an excerpt from 'The Catcher in the Rye' by J.D. Salinger pg87.
wuddayacallit by iamewy September 19, 2009

Wuria County 

"Wuria County right, Is when you enter a certain place, but you have to feel as high as Faisal, you know Faisal my boss from Domino's? Have you ever felt like him? No, cause you haven't been that high. *laughs uncontrollably* If you feel as high as Faisal, you enter Wuria County."

To summarize, Wuria County is a place you experience when you are fucking high.
"Bro, I think I'm opening the gates to Wuria County bro."
Wuria County by Wuria November 5, 2019
wudafuc = what the fuck
oh shizer my dick fell off... wudafuc!
wudafuc by Andrew Lau August 26, 2006