Top Definition
A Wroner is when an erection is inspired at an inappropriate time or at a time when a person would not expect to have wood. Hence the name "Wroner" (for the layperson, Wrong + Boner= Wroner) For example if one were to get a firm-on while watching two men have sex, or watching a snuff film, or even something non sexual like eating lunch this is considered a wroner.
" Johnny got a wroner watching his sister in her two-piece out by the pool today, classic!"

"Dude when I heard about those people dying on that train, i looked down and to my surprise I had a wroner! I need to see a doctor man"

" Bob you're staring at this man intently with a wroner, down boy down!"
by Boogida August 19, 2011

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt